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To: Lazamataz

"What I look down upon is your adolescent preoccupation."

Don't forget mine.

Mine neither. As for that nonsense about there not being as many names for female masturbation as there are for male? Well a 5 second google search turned this up. These are a few of the tamer ones:

Paddling the Pink Canoe

Parting the Red Sea

Pearl Fishing

Play Poker

Play the Clitar

Play Couch Hockey for One

Rolling the Dough

Teasing the Kitty

Testing the Plumbing

The Virgin's Release

Tickling the Taco

Tiptoe Through the TwoLips

Two Finger Taco Tango

20 posted on 05/08/2005 9:47:35 AM PDT by JoeV1 (Democrat Party-The unlawful and corrupt leading the blind and uneducated)

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To: JoeV1

"Tiptoe Through the TwoLips"

Damn, now that's funny!!!

26 posted on 05/08/2005 10:07:19 AM PDT by Hand em their arse

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To: JoeV1

Beating around the bush.

37 posted on 05/08/2005 10:37:48 AM PDT by Uncle Meat

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To: JoeV1

BWHAHAHHAHA!!!

54 posted on 05/08/2005 11:48:26 AM PDT by Feiny (I am the one that sent you all that spam.)

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To: JoeV1

You left out

Beat the Beaver

57 posted on 05/08/2005 11:52:23 AM PDT by Feiny (I am the one that sent you all that spam.)

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To: JoeV1

My favorite: Tickling the Whisker Biscuit.

85 posted on 05/08/2005 3:05:45 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)

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To: pissant

You'll likey this thread.

91 posted on 05/08/2005 3:10:50 PM PDT by Feiny (I am the one that sent you all that spam.)

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