To: JoeV1
You left out
Beat the Beaver
57 posted on
05/08/2005 11:52:23 AM PDT by
Feiny
(I am the one that sent you all that spam.)
To: feinswinesuksass
A good song about the fun you can have with your beaver.
Wynona's Big Brown Beaver - PRIMUS
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "I recognize that smell.
Smells like seven layers.
That beaver eats taco bell."
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he traveled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick and grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week. (and a half!)
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
She might have a porcupine.
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