your all mean! I could just ZOT!

[joelrakengames]

YOU GUYS ARE ALL MEEAAAAAN! tHE WAY YOU TREAT P[EOPLE ON YOUR WEBSITE AND THEN TTRHOW THEM OUT AFTERWARDS! UGH! i AM SO FRUSTRATED AND MAD AT YOU PEOPLE IM HAVING TROUBLE GETTING THE WORDS TO COME OUT! AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAIIIIIEEEEE! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! THE WHOKLE THING IS A JOKE THE WAY YOU THROW PEOPLE OUT LIKE THOSE PREACHERS THAT WERE SAYING STUFF LIKE AND THEM THROWING THEWM OUT! WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO RELIGIOUS LIBERTY!? yOU ALSO THROW A GUY OUT BECAUSE HE COULDNT SPELL jEW! AND HE GOT FIRED AFTERWARDS AWWWW! WHO ARE TOU TO DO THAAAAAT!HE GOT FIRED! tHAT ASLO REMINDED ME OF THE TIME THAT THE GUY WHO GOT FIRED FROM MCDONALDS WENT AND NEEDED A JOB AND YOU DIDN'T HELP HIM OUT! YOU EVEN WENT AND THREW AN ATHEIST OUT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN GOOOOOOD WAAAAAAA! HAAAAAATTTEMONGERRRRRRS!!!

[Dawgreg]

Got Meds?

[Twinkie]

Is this going to be another one of those threads that goes on and on? Where is the Ronald McDonald photo of the inflatable doll being dragged along by the police officers? Where is that original zot thread that took on a life of its own and had about 20,000 replies posted on it?
Inquiring minds want to know.

[WestCoastGal]

There are many days we could use one.

I don't think there are any available unfortunately.

[JamminJAY]

I'm sorry

Feel better?

Good, now leave

[duck duck goose]

Time for the kitty pics????

[duck duck goose]

[Darksheare]

"IM HAVING TROUBLE GETTING THE ATHEIST OUT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN PEOPLE!"

Well, if he doesn't believe in you, then it's easy to ignore you.

"YOU GOT ME FIRED!"

Fricaseed actually.

"AND THE ATHEIST GUY WHO GOT ME FIRED FROM MCDONALDS WENT THROWING ME OUT!"

Wow, sounds like the scruff of your neck is sore.

"WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE MEEAAAAAN PEOPLE!?"

What do you mean?
That wasn't mean enough for you?

"AND AFTERWARDS HE THE WHOKLE JOKE FIRED!"

Wow, that is pretty bad, getting a whole joke fired.
But, you were always a bit of a joke.
Which reminds me, I knew a guy who killed his own name..

"IM HAVING TROUBLE GETTING THE JOKE TO COME OUT! "

Prune juice will fix that you know.

"AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAIIIIIEEEEE!"

Sounds like it worked.

/ end hk409 treatment.


From 4PM, but still good.

[cyborg]

LOL!!!!

[Darksheare]

Yeah, I do love a troll who makes doing the HK409 treatment easy.

[cyborg]

Looks like a pic you took :-)

[expatguy]

*sniff*

Did you poop in your pants?

[expatguy]

Muchas Gracias!

When does the fiesta begin?

An American Expat in Southeast Asia

[Not A Snowbird]

JJ Fate? Is that you?

[Tax-chick]

I believe you said all there is to say, here. Too bad we're not looking for a new Undead Thread right now - this one has some Zot!

[aMorePerfectUnion]

The Ritual Blessin' o' the Troll

 

Gather round Stout-Hearted Men
for the ritual Blessing of the Troll.

Form a circle. Tighten it up so you have

good position for the spittin' part.

 

[Like saying grace before a bad meal,
the Ritual Blessin' o' the Troll is necessary
because of who we are - not because of
any merit in the Troll himself. Yes, it
is distasteful, and some would say disgusting.

And they'd be right...

 

yes it's a heavy duty that falls upon us

as manly men before he goes
to his just reward.]

 

I will start...

 

We are gathered around this poor pathetic
soul   joelrakengames today for the

Ritual Blessing of the Troll.

 

He is a woeful creature, to be sure.

 

It pains us to look upon him as we gather round him.

Th' best tha' could be said for him is that he's

a hairy fellar. Skinny to be sure and pale of complexion.

 

We see his brain has been warped. It is twisted. 
He has become but a shell of what a thinkin' human should be.

No worse thing probably could we say

than he has become a liberal.

 

[yes, this is the time to spit upon him - feel free]

 

Yet, as we know,

all progress starts with telling the truth.

So truth it'll be for this hairy one.

 

We should well remember that this troll

used to be human

(at least we suspect)

as Gollum hi'self was at one time.

That was quite some time before.

He can no longer think clearly enough to
escape from soundbites and

DU talking points.

They drip from his lips and

fingers like vomit. (An' if you're standin'

close enough to the Circle of Stout-Hearted Men,

I'm not sayin' anythin' you don't know already.)

He can't spell.
He can't think.

And sadly, he hasn't the wisdom to know
these things are true.

So we ask a blessing on his brain. Aye, it's a tall order, we know.

Allow him to go forth after this

RIGHTEOUS ZOT!

with a brain that functions once again.

May the

LIGHTENING BOLTS

of the Zot! reawaken that long dormant
brain that is hangs like legs on a paralytic man.

 

The brain isn't the worst part ...

 

His soul is in worse shape than his brain -
if you can imagine such  dire straits.

And of course, this is assumin' he has a soul.

Admittedly, it seems doubtful today,

but we can hope.

Whereas he was born in sin,

yet could have made something of his life,

here he has ended up.

And it falls upon us in the Blessin' of the Troll

to hold this to the light -

He is twisted in soul.

He is stunted in moral development.

His beeber is stuned.

An' we should rightly say, he is pathetic
 - and this even for a troll.

He can no longer tell right from wrong.

He has no moral compass to guide his poor troll rantings.

Perhaps it was the use of the weed.

Perhaps something stronger.

We'll never know,

for he's in no state to tell us,

 let alone repent from the depths of his depravity.

 

Or perhaps he's been over imbibing the hard drink.

If so, it should be noted that he can't handle his liquor.

As such, he is certainly no longer a man.

He has become just an empty shell.

But a human shell who's only purpose is

to provide space for a Kerry bumper sticker,

which explains the ugly tattoo.

 

(fellars, bow your heads as I speak of the Viking Kitties of Death)

Whatever started him down this path,

may he be blessed to turn after the

VIKING KITTIES OF DEATH

come with their claws blazin'

... and they will, for sure.

May the pain and terror of these

noble beasts chase him back
to the straight and narrow way -

from which a man should never stray.

 

May he have such a fear in his soul that

he will look back on today as a blessing, for sure!

 

There is little more that can be said about this sad,
pathetic creature who is before us today.
There is little enough left of human form,

nothing that is good,

or noble,

or worthy,

or excellent.

We wish that it were so,

fer it pains us to look upon him.

 

He has become little more than a pile of

what could have been human and yet now is stillborn

as it sits within our circle of stout-hearted men.

 

What is left here after the

RIGHTEOUS ZOT

(which he deserves)

shall be scraped up and returned to
the last known address. And if one of you
good gentleman is willing to spare a zip-lock
baggie, I believe that will do it.

 

Now, unless another of our best has
any other blessin's, we commend this hairy
wayward troll to the

 ZOT!

[Darksheare]

We can begin the paving immediately.
He has been dispatched.


In response to the article at your link, if they release him.. they should find a way to track him and see where he goes and who he speaks to first.
Then kill him and whoever he goes to.

[Darksheare]

LOL!
I know!
I think this was hk409/jj_fate returned yet again.

[humblegunner]

THE GUY WHO GOT FIRED FROM MCDONALDS WENT AND NEEDED A JOB

I knew that guy.
He is doing fine now, by the way.. works at a welding shop and has quit the crack.

[Darksheare]

LOL!

[expatguy]

While I enjoy a good troll zotting - I am starting to wonder if these are real authentic trolls or like artifical cloned trolls simply created by the mods on occasion to placate the viking kitties.