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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
5/7/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 05/06/2005 7:52:07 AM PDT by TheBigB
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To: day10
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posted on
05/06/2005 8:11:34 AM PDT
by
Dog Gone
To: RushCrush
Oh how adorable!! Where do you find this stuff? :-)
42
posted on
05/06/2005 8:12:01 AM PDT
by
retrokitten
("I've seen you break up entire bridal and baby showers with one catty remark!"- Peggy Hill)
To: N. Theknow
Smuttered Rabbit
1 rabbit, cleaned and cut up
salt and pepper
cooking ool
flour
onion, chopped
bell pepper chopped
2 cups warm water
coat rabbit pieces while oil heats. Add rabbit to skillet, fry 2 to 4 minutes. Remove. Stir in vegies 1 to 2 minutes. Ad rabit pieces and water. Boil, the lower heat to simmer til gravy thickens. Serve over rice, grits or potatoes, with cornbread to sop up gravy.
43
posted on
05/06/2005 8:12:54 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor)
To: TheBigB
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead
bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined
the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing
discovery. Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz", said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to
be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be
saved for posterity."
With that, the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's scaling. He
stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home The first person he
showed it to was his wife.
"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened
up his briefcase.
"Oh my God!" the wife screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"
To: TheBigB
This is a detective story . . .
So Pay Close Attention!!!
Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first
baseball game. They have smuggled a bottle into the ball park.
The game is real exciting and they are enjoying themselves
immensely... mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks.
Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone and the
game has a lot of innings to go.
Based on the given information, what inning is it and how
many players are on base?
Think!
Think some more!!
You're gonna love it
Answer:
It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded!
To: TheBigB
46
posted on
05/06/2005 8:16:47 AM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They need changing often, and for the same reason!)
To: TheBigB
Are Cows smart?
47
posted on
05/06/2005 8:17:56 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
To: TheBigB
For some serious comedy and silliness, visit this DUmmie FUnnies thread.
DUmmie FUnnies
48
posted on
05/06/2005 8:19:03 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(TV News and the MSM - - - ROTFLMAO)
To: Cagey
Aw com' on now, Paw ...
my Johnny ain't all that bad!
49
posted on
05/06/2005 8:20:33 AM PDT
by
Zacs Mom
(Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
To: TheBigB
Summer fun.
50
posted on
05/06/2005 8:21:29 AM PDT
by
OESY
To: TheBigB
Maria S. turned 18 last week. Your thoughts are now legal. Poor girl needs some clothes....
51
posted on
05/06/2005 8:21:46 AM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(The quiet ones are the ones that change the universe. The loud ones only take the credit)
To: TheBigB
52
posted on
05/06/2005 8:24:46 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
To: TheBigB
53
posted on
05/06/2005 8:25:37 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
To: TheBigB
Hey look me over
Lend me an beer
Fresh out of cover
Cleavage up to here
But don't pass the plate folks
Don't pass the cup
I figure whenever you're down and out
The only way is up -- and out
54
posted on
05/06/2005 8:25:41 AM PDT
by
OESY
To: MarineBrat
Ha, that Goliath panel was outstanding!
55
posted on
05/06/2005 8:26:21 AM PDT
by
Dog Gone
To: doubled
56
posted on
05/06/2005 8:26:33 AM PDT
by
Fam4Bush
Comment #57 Removed by Moderator
To: TheBigB
58
posted on
05/06/2005 8:27:34 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
To: AnOldCowhand
My boss is gone today too....WooHoo!!!!!! Dittos to that!!!!
Click below for more Snoopy with music.
Web site
59
posted on
05/06/2005 8:28:42 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(TV News and the MSM - - - ROTFLMAO)
To: TheBigB
..Talk like a pirate day?...ARGHH!!! :D
60
posted on
05/06/2005 8:28:55 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
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