HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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RULES: You must use the WFTD in a sentence for an A. For a + after your “A,” you must bring in a link of the word usage or something funny, a poem or some prose that will elucidate the word for us.
If you need to know how to link, come to the Subbie’s desk in the front of the class.
Tequila bottle is on my desk today. But there's a worm in it.
I spilled some mayo in my sink just this morning. Filthy mess.
Ugh.
Morning!!!!!!!!
Happy Cinco de Mayo!
E-PA! i am wearing my festive cinco de mayo suit!
HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks ?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that one ?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she's never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man, "and whose clock is that one ?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that old Abe only told two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Paul Martin's or Jean Chrétien's clock ?" asked the man.
"They're in Jesus' office. He's using them as ceiling fans."
I am late, very late. Today not only have I had coffee, but breakfast and lunch as well!
Thaumaturgy: watch the so-called wizard
perform the slight of hand
that would transform a nation
of individuals who formed a government
of the people, by the people, for the people
become instead,
in the blue coven of Pelosi, Dean, Clinton, Kerry,
become wards of the state
in dire needs of a government nanny.
Thus the thaumaturge
slips your dignity
up his sleeve
until it suits his need,
to be brought out
on occasion,
like a silken scarf,
and disapeered,
to oohs and ahhs,
on your deathbed,
before you are born,
or whenever,
whichever way the crowd is leaning.
Pick a card,
any card,
and find
Lady Liberty in chains.
Lacking lovely ladylike leadership from Thaumaturge Thatcher, the Torys tumble totally today.
With the gaining momentum of the knowledge that Hillary's fraudulent campaign financing was undisclosed for the past five years, she is opening the opportunity to get to the bottom of the thaumaturge surrounding her cattle future investment.
All us thaumaturge-lovers need a Harry Potter ping.
Finally home and playing catch-up and cooking dinner-
I love to watch the 'rats pitch fits
Over every piece of legislation
That doesn't make this country
Like another soviet nation
They refuse to see their socialist crap
In history's bad idea dustbin
So they keep trying to revive it
With lots of hype and spin
Like re-inventing Hillary (again)
Every time they get the urge
And casting screaming Howard
As their newest thaumaturge