To: xsmommy; RikaStrom; VRWCmember; Argh; anniegetyourgun; Bella_Bru; bwteim; camle; Casloy; ...
Good morning!
Tequila bottle is on my desk today. But there's a worm in it.
2 posted on
05/05/2005 5:20:17 AM PDT by
Slip18
To: Slip18
To: maxwell; My back yard; MeekOneGOP; mhking; miskie; MortMan; martin_fierro; Mockingbird For Short; ..
Good morning!
Tequila bottle is on my desk today. But there's a worm in it.
5 posted on
05/05/2005 5:21:13 AM PDT by
Slip18
To: Slip18
Bill Clinton is a thaumaturge. As for thawing turds, I put banana in the freezer to make a smoothie and forgot I had to peel it first :-)
19 posted on
05/05/2005 5:28:21 AM PDT by
cyborg
(Serving fresh, hot Anti-opus since 18 April 2005)
To: Slip18; xsmommy; Argh; Texan5; Gabz
On this date, 44 yrs ago.....
5 May 1961: Astronaut Alan Shepard took a 15 minute trip outside Earth's atmosphere. While awaiting ignition and take-off, Shepard supposedly remarked to mission control personnel, "So, all this crap under me was provided by the low-bidder, huh?"
74 posted on
05/05/2005 6:05:22 AM PDT by
TheGrimReaper
("Virtue begat Prosperity, and the daughter killed the mother". - Cotton Mather, 1720.)
To: Slip18
THAUMATURGE
Noun
Pronunciation: Thaw/my/turd . Oh, excuse me. Thaw/my/turj.
Etymology: [Greek thaumatourgos : thauma, thaumat-, wonder + ergon, work; see werg- in Indo-European Roots.]
1) A performer of miracles or magic feats.
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The thaumaturge mystified the trolls as he made them disappear one by one ito the cold mists....
82 posted on
05/05/2005 6:36:23 AM PDT by
Darksheare
(There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)
To: Slip18; xsmommy; RikaStrom; Dutchgirl; Knitting A Conundrum; PreviouslyA-Lurker; Laura Earl; ...
Good day, Miss Slip:
A year ago Howard Dean
Became a Media Darling and was widely seen
As the Lightning Rod Thaumaturge
Of the laciviously lagging Left's Cabal
With the Small Man's fervor of Il Duce
Howie became the Queen of MoonBats and Gays
Until the Night of the Iowa Caucus
Where with the gleaming lechery of Bacchus
He discovered a Political Truth hardly small That the Pen may be Mightier than the Sword
But a scream can be much more dangerous than words!
Jack Deth~ 05/05/05
168 posted on
05/05/2005 9:11:50 AM PDT by
Jack Deth
(Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
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