Groom Gives Ring Back to Runaway Bride

Fox News ^ | May 2, 2005

[Cecily]

DULUTH, Ga. — When runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks made her way home after running away last week, John Mason was waiting to give something to his fiancée.

"The first thing I gave to her when I saw her was her diamond back. ... She put it right on her finger," Mason told FOX News' Sean Hannity in an exclusive interview to be broadcast Monday at 9 p.m. EDT.

[lesser_satan]

It is our understanding that John and Jennifer have maintained purity in their relationship with each other and that their relationship is platonic. While we do not condone living together before marriage and we were not aware of this temporary housing arrangement, we are grateful for the above explanation of purity.

I don't care about their living arrangements, or whether they slept together, or whether they frequently participated in genuine Roman-style orgies for that matter. Any sexual impropriety on their part pales in comparison to the immorality of this fruit-bat's narcissist antics, and her pathetic eunuch's self-emasculating decision to take her back.

If one man-hour of police time was diverted from investigating a real missing-persons case, I hope there is a spot reserved for her in any such hell as may exist.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

John Mason, You are an idiot, heading for some big time pain!

[SWAMPSNIPER]

He is horny, and inexperienced, and convinced that He is not going to score if He doesn't score now. He is signing on to a whole mess of misery, and still likely to die horny.

[sarasota]

Saw him on Hannity last night and he hadn't heard the 911 tape. That might wake up the boy...??? He's acting like his "honor" is at stake if he doesn't stay the course. Is that what they teach guys in the South?

[sarasota]

A new boyfriend? I missed that one. Tell me more.

[A Balrog of Morgoth]

"The first thing I gave to her when I saw her was her diamond back. ... She put it right on her finger," Mason told FOX News' Sean Hannity

Well, he's a better man then me. Mine might go something like this:

"The first thing I gave her when I saw her was the back of my hand...then I gave her the finger and told her that her mother was a hamster, and her father smelled of alderberries. Then I made fun of her hair. Say, you busy tonight, Laurie?" A Balrog of Morgoth told FOX News' Laurie Dhue.

[Cecily]

He is really hanging on to her, but it might just be love or a strong emotional attachment rather than some sense of honor. Nobody likes rejection. I think she is going to have to tell him flat out that it is over, because he isn't letting go. He isn't getting the hint.

[sarasota]

That seems more appropriate. Good one.

[outofhere2]

What part of I don't want to marry you does Mason not understand? Is it the hair cutting? Buying the bus ticket the week before? Leaving her engagement ring with him before she left? Really, what will she have to do next to shake this guy? Wait until they get marry, have kids, and have her do a Smith or Yates?

[A Balrog of Morgoth]

He isn't getting the hint.

Well, isn't that her fault for being so subtle? If she were to do something dramatic...


Oh, nevermind. :)

[Mrs.Nooseman]

I was thinking the same thing!

Something isn't right!

[Cecily]

Why can't she just tell him? I suppose she doesn't want to be the bad guy, but for crying out loud, it beats what she pulled last week.