It would appear that some folks have taken an organic approach to maintaining the greens...
As though having to play an errant shot next to some goose poop wasn't bad enough...
Anyone who wants to be added to my Odd News Ping List, just say, "Yo!"
If someone claimed that I had anything visible beyond 25 yards, I would buy them a beer. What You have to do, if You just gotta Whizz, is to practice neutral body language, and convince onlookers that You are just checking out the greens.
We have perverts running around raping and killing Our babies, but go ahead and bust some old Grampa with weak kidneys, for peeing on Your Damned golf course.
Ladies, if You can be impressed by anything You see at 25 yards, be in awe, but don't call the Cops.
Autographed photos, $25.00 for a 4X6, closeups cost extra!
Are these the same old ladies who were upset that pretty string bikini girls were selling beer to golfers during a charity golf tournament?
If you're not a golfer, you may not understand that relief in the woods is a time tested tradition that cannot be infringed upon.
And its bad for you to hold it...in.