New Jersey beach town repeals ban on Speedo-style suits

KCBD Channel 11 via AP ^ | 30 April 2005

[Army Air Corps]

CAPE MAY, N.J. Come on in, Speedo wearers, the water's fine.

That's the word from Cape May, New Jersey, where the skimpy swimsuits are actually legal now.

[Dashing Dasher]

I don't think that's the one they were complaining about.

[Ditter]

How dare you discriminate against all these young girls who are studying to be plumbers when they enter the work force. You know you can't be a plumber until you get that butt crack thing going.

>///sarcasm alert>///

[Army Air Corps]

Indeed! They *must* practice somewhere. All of these would-be female plumbers bewteen the ages of 18 and 40 need to report to the following address...

[Ditter]

I have seen some of those young female plumber wannabes at the mall. Be careful what you ask for. ;9)

[Army Air Corps]

You're correct. I'll have to post a list of specs!

Age range: 18 - 40
Height range: 5' 0" to 6' 0"
Body type: Slenderish (dependant upon height)
Intelligence: Good sense to be conservative
Handy with a firearm, crossbow, bow, or edged weapon.

[Lady Jag]

Speedos are great on the right body.

[Army Air Corps]

Okay, I know that was groovy for you, but it does nothing for me.

This is more my speed(o)


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[Lady Jag]

I know what you mean. Those women you posted are beautiful, but I do prefer the guys.   8^D

[Army Air Corps]

"I know what you mean. Those women you posted are beautiful, but I do prefer the guys. 8^D"

As any normal, Red Blodded American woman should! :-)

You go, girl!