[MJY1288]

What the hell is in the drinking water down in Florida?

[highimpact]

It takes two to tango. He knew what he was doing, and he willingly engaged in an affair with a married woman. It's hard to be sympathetic...

[general_re]

[blackdog]

Caddie huh? Time for a second carreer for me! I'll even sign a no sue clause as a condition of employment.

I will not however be Liza Minelli's caddie..........Not without a mouthwash allowance.

[goldstategop]

ROFL! This is as ridiculous as it gets. He wasn't forced to have sex with her. If she got pregnant, why is that her fault? No one forced him to conceive her baby. Then again the legal system allows people to put their stupidity on public parade.

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)

[Arkie2]

I guess money grubbing cheap shot law suits aren't exclusive to women trying to entrap male athletes. Wonder how this dirtbag can show himself in public and not expect to be laughed at.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Oh.

Hetrosexual LGPA sex.

[Robert_Paulson2]

After watching golf videos and a movie, the couple became intimate.

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I always KNEW there was something kinky about watching espn golf programming.

[gorush]

What is it with guys claiming rape or sexual abuse these days...it used to be a fantasy back in my youth.

[FlJoePa]

I actually knew Jackie. My old roommate dated her years ago. I also know her brothers, both former PGA Tour members.

This family is/was about as talented as there ever is/was in the golf business.

The father is a decorated club pro. Jim Jr. and Jeff both have all the talent in the world, but just never did much with it.

Jackie - same thing - all sorts of talent, but not too many wins.

This doesn't really sound like her, but who knows. It's been years.

[connectthedots]

Edwin Belz, Gallagher-Smith’s attorney, issued a terse comment to NewsMax. "It’s extortion,” he said.

When you file a lawsuit, it's not extortion. If he had tried to get her to pay an unreasonably large amount of money in order to keep quiet about the relationship, that would be extortion.

[Bosco]

I am disappointed in all of you Freepers.

Thus far, NO ONE has made one comment, joke or innuendo about:

Bags, balls, putters, etc.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Somehow the terms 'Greg Norman', 'Bill Clinton', and 'stairs' belong in this article.

[BluH2o]

This caddie is a POS ... he probably felt he was coming up short on caddie fees based on her abysmal winnings. Not enough he's hosing her ... now he has to get a lawyer involved. America, the most litigious society on the planet ... with more scumbag lawyers per capita than any country in the world.

[Cecily]

This guy's case is absurd. Now a man can sue for willingly fooling around and being dumb enough not to use contraception? I guess so if the defendant has some megabucks that you want.

I hope the judge laughs him out of court.

[highimpact]

Rules of Bedroom Golf

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.
2. Play must be permitted by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is completed. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well-formed bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Angry course owners have been known to damage players' equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.
10. Players should ensure that the match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course.
11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case.
12. The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of alignment with, and approach to the hole.
13. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine.
14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's request.
15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

[Buck W.]

"Female professional golfer Jackie Gallagher-Smith has been slapped with a bombshell lawsuit by her former caddie, who charges that she enticed him into a steamy sexual relationship so she could conceive the child she couldn’t have with her husband. "

And he's SUEING her? He should send her flowers!

[ikka]

I just don't believe it ... heterosexuals in the LPGA!!!

[BlueNgold]

Just for reference.

In case anyone was wondering...

[nonliberal]

If such lewd conduct was required to be a caddy for, say, Grace Park, I would be the first to sign up.