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Good Lord, I've been zotted!

Posted on 04/25/2005 3:34:30 AM PDT by Preacher Joe

Since the Bible God is advertised by Christians to be the only true source of wisdom, justice, and morality in the universe, it's only proper to examine what this "God" says about one of the major problems of our fallen human society.

The Bible God is declared the one true fountain of wisdom in the following: James 3:17 But the wisdom that is from above is first pure, then peaceable, gentle, and easy to be intreated, full of mercy and good fruits, without partiality, and without hypocrisy.

The problem to be investigated is that of adultery and unfaithful spouses. God is quite clear about what should be done if a man or woman is caught in adultery. Deut 22:22 If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel.

This is part of God's Holy Law and there are no exceptions to this rule. The evil must be purged.

[As an aside, it's interesting that God let one of his favorite pet humans (David), circumvent this law when he committed adultery with Bathsheba. God decided to let David dodge the death penalty and killed David's child instead of David. That story is found in (2 Sam chapter 12). By killing David's child instead of David, God violated another one of his own laws which states: Deut 24:16 The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.

Jesus also thumbed his nose at his alleged Father's moral and holy Law of Deut 22:22 when he excused a women caught in the act of adultery and let her off with a warning in John 8:1-11. However, God who is also supposed to be Jesus, had no problem ordering a man killed because he picked up sticks on the Sabbath. Num 15:32-36 And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day. And they that found him gathering sticks brought him unto Moses and Aaron, and unto all the congregation. And they put him in ward, because it was not declared what should be done to him. And the LORD said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp. And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the LORD commanded Moses.

Apparently God practices ethics based on situation and not on absolute morality. Such is the nature of the Bible and it's cast of holy characters.

http://www.geocities.com/b_r_a_d_99/unfaithful.htm


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To: sauropod

review later


21 posted on 04/25/2005 4:04:48 AM PDT by sauropod (De gustibus non est disputandum)
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To: Preacher Joe
I was speed typing champion of my Sunday School three years on the trot.

I was never at a Sunday school that had speed typing contests to determine who was the fastest. Did yours have spelling bees too?

22 posted on 04/25/2005 4:07:03 AM PDT by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for Spec.4 Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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To: Preacher Joe
Since the Bible God is advertised by Christians to be the only true source of wisdom, justice, and morality in the universe

This is a straw man argument---- for one, the Bible is not "advertised by Christians" to be the ONLY true source of wisdom. There is that little thing called "common sense" which comes naturally to most folks with the possible exception of yourself.

It does offer information on the route to spiritual salvation in our view- that route being Jesus Christ, and not the efforts of mankind.

It's turned out to be an effective belief system in that since Christians don't believe in the perfectability of men through the hand of Man, we are thus a natural barrier to the most destructive ideology invented by Man, otherwise known as communism.

We're not forcing you to accept our faith, since Jesus pretty much told us not to jam our beliefs down other people's throats but to simply go on with our business, walking away from those who don't want to hear about God. The concept of the Trinity, which Muslims in particular have a hard time with, is not a three-headed God any more than you have three heads because you have a mind, body and soul. Nice try with the insults, though.

23 posted on 04/25/2005 4:07:55 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
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To: Preacher Joe

I love the smell of troll meat in the morning.


24 posted on 04/25/2005 4:08:02 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
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To: Graybeard58

No, his may have had a course in Lying 101, though.


25 posted on 04/25/2005 4:09:41 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
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To: Preacher Joe

A common misconception is that one must be an asshole to be an athiest.

Personally I do not believe that the Bible is the inspired Word of God, nor do I believe in any God whatsoever.

Because I'm an athiest.

Yet I do not initiate needless confrontations with people who do believe such things, mocking them and their faith.

Because I'm not an asshole.


26 posted on 04/25/2005 4:15:51 AM PDT by Wormwood (Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!)
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To: Preacher Joe

Aren't liberals cute when they pick up a bible.

The Bible isn't the Constitution of the US it IS the Living Word. No contradicitions unless a liberal tries to discredit it.


Go away troll.


27 posted on 04/25/2005 4:22:10 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (Salvation is more than a prayer and an experience its a life changing event <><)
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To: Preacher Joe

"Jesus also thumbed his nose at his alleged Father's moral and holy Law of Deut 22:22 when he excused a women caught in the act of adultery and let her off with a warning in John 8:1-11. However, God who is also supposed to be Jesus, had no problem ordering a man killed because he picked up sticks on the Sabbath. Num 15:32-36 And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day. And they that found him gathering sticks brought him unto Moses and Aaron, and unto all the congregation. And they put him in ward, because it was not declared what should be done to him. And the LORD said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp. And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the LORD commanded Moses."

It is obvious that you are NOT a christian.
You are a troll.
Jesus told the adulteress "GO, your sins are FORGIVEN."
You see, by the law you quoted, both the adulteress ADN THE ADULTERER would have had to be stoned.
She was the only person dragged out in front of Christ.
Hmmm.. means the guy she was caught with was a Pharisee.
Jesus healed on the Sabbath because it is lawful to do good on the Sabbath.
You trolls really need to get a life.


28 posted on 04/25/2005 4:22:32 AM PDT by Darksheare (You too can own your very own Bad Idea by Darksheare! Inquire within!)
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To: Preacher Joe

Hey Preach, you need to take some trolling lessons. Don't be so darned obvious! It takes all the fun out of it for us.


29 posted on 04/25/2005 4:26:51 AM PDT by Coop (In memory of a true hero - Pat Tillman)
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To: Preacher Joe

Can you summarize your point in one or two sentences? I'm still trying to decide if you're for Him or against Him.
thanks and be blessed


30 posted on 04/25/2005 5:05:38 AM PDT by GrannyAnnie (as right as I can be)
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To: GrannyAnnie

Summary: God is a meanie and Jesus is fake.


31 posted on 04/25/2005 5:20:37 AM PDT by ahayes
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To: Preacher Joe

Hmmm... So the life lesson taught to the rabid crowd that condemnation and salvation are reserved to God himself - and imperfect man could no longer pretend to be God - is Christ "thumbing his nose" at God?

Oh - and the new covenant instituted by the life, death, and resurrection of Christ don't figure into this dereliction of the old covenant?

Pray for understanding, and study (the whole Bible - not just those parts that you see as approving you) to show thyself approved.


32 posted on 04/25/2005 5:24:58 AM PDT by MortMan (Quiet reflection does not involve a mirror.)
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To: Preacher Joe; Zavien Doombringer; 4mycountry; Constitution Day; VRWCmember; Poohbah; dighton; ...
Joe, you're fired!


33 posted on 04/25/2005 5:25:32 AM PDT by mhking (I have my towel. Do you have yours?)
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To: Preacher Joe
The Bible teaches us to love the sinner but hate the sin. Joe, I love you but I hate your sin. Blasphemy! Please go away.
34 posted on 04/25/2005 5:31:33 AM PDT by chapin2500 (Revenge is a dish best served cold.)
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To: Preacher Joe
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35 posted on 04/25/2005 5:45:17 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (If you think pushing 40 is hard, try dragging it!)
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To: mhking

He should be staked out for ants and tormented by evil drow, hounded by draugr, and finally sat upon by a gargoyle.


36 posted on 04/25/2005 5:45:21 AM PDT by Darksheare (You too can own your very own Bad Idea by Darksheare! Inquire within!)
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To: Preacher Joe

Say your prayers.


37 posted on 04/25/2005 6:16:39 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Preacher Joe

38 posted on 04/25/2005 6:17:18 AM PDT by WestCoastGal (Jr "Damn! We’re in the middle of a race, this aint no time to be tearing (stuff) apart! Heh!")
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To: Admin Moderator

Will its prayer sound somthing like this?


"Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord my soul to keep
If I get Zotted before I roast.
I pray the lord and D.U. will let me post."


39 posted on 04/25/2005 6:58:10 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (Salvation is more than a prayer and an experience its a life changing event <><)
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To: Rightly Biased

LOL.

Love your prayer!


40 posted on 04/25/2005 7:12:03 AM PDT by Mrs.Nooseman
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