CONCRETE WAYS TO END SEXISM AS MEN

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[sauropod]

Go get me a beer...

[dfwgator]

Be sure to sit down while going to the bathroom. Color coordinate your socks and belt. Listen to lots of Elton John. Go shopping with her, and become aware of how to match purses and shoes. Try to channel Alan Alda.

Then watch her dump you for "Skull", the guy she met at the biker bar.

[pissant]

Good God, I still can't decipher what that line was all about!

[doubled]

Reminds me of the old line, paraphrased here as my memory isn't very good -

'You have to show you are sincere. If you can fake that you have it made.'

[pissant]

That command works well in my house. Especially if followed by a big burp!

[teenyelliott]

Ask the women in your life what the sexism is like in their life

I'll tell you what it is like.

It's cool. I get free stuff, for no other reason than I am a chic.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"They'd have to be sipping extra-hot, double-shot soy lattes with little chocolate shavings on top to really be convincing, though. :) "

I was thinking fruity umbrella drinks.

[NRA1995]

(sound of a slap) SHUT UP, B**CH! NOW GO FIX ME A TURKEY POT PIE!

[dfwgator]

"Woman, get me a beer, and don't block the TV."

[pissant]

and you get to stay home with some adorable kids. Can't beat that!

[ken21]

it's interesting the reactions i get from women.

for example, i went into our public library for months. this woman never looked at me.

one day i check out 2 books on software, and she lights up like a xmas tree. blinks at me. apparently she assumed that i worked at one of the major corporations nearby.

[End Times Sentinel]

I agree, I can't picture Mr. Biker asking me this crap either.

Mr. Biker?!?!  Color me red faced!  Why didn't you correct me when I referred to him as "Mr. Chick"?

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[exnavychick]

Heh heh...Bahama Mamas, all around!

[pissant]

$$$$$ always gets a gals attention!

[teenyelliott]

True. I have a perfect life. I am quite thankful. Series.

[pissant]

then why is there alwyas a burr in your saddle, miss happyface?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Mr. Chick"?

LOL I'll have to call him that tonight when I get home. Then I will tell him how it feels to be a woman in society.

[ken21]

amen.

[najida]

Just give me something with salt on the rim and I'm happy.

;)

[colorcountry]

CONCRETE WAYS TO END SEXISM

I always find that concrete overshoes and a deep lake, stops those who want to play sexist games with me. LOL