CONCRETE WAYS TO END SEXISM AS MEN

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[pissant]

If I acted like this article suggests, my wife would ditch me in a NY second.

[pissant]

And what the hell is "zestful"?

[dakine]

How gay...

[pissant]

this is from a feminist man organization. They can't be gay too, can they?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Did your scout master tell you about the sleeping bag snake? You have to watch out for them.

[exnavychick]

I can't see you saying anything like this with any amount of seriousness. :)

I'd just ask you what you'd been drinking! LOL

If you said something like that and meant it, I'd totally understand why your wife would ditch you...I bet she'd think you had been taken over by pod people!

[pissant]

JRBC, where the heck have you been??

[NoClones]

is this bozo serious?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I agree, I can't picture Mr. Biker asking me this crap either.

Picture it... "A crowded biker bar, all of the long-haired tattooed patrons discussing how their women were oppressed and how it feels to be a woman in society." ROTHLMAO!!!!!

[pissant]

He/she/it sounds serious!

[Oztrich Boy]

Aren't Onion articles forbidden?

[pissant]

If only the Onion were as funny....

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"And what the hell is "zestful"?"

It has something to with soap in the shower.

[ken21]

that explains why when chicks light up like xmas trees when they find out i have a masters degree in engineering.

[exnavychick]

BWHAHAHAHA!!

They'd have to be sipping extra-hot, double-shot soy lattes with little chocolate shavings on top to really be convincing, though. :)

Mmmmmm....that actually sounds pretty good! (The coffee, I mean, hee hee)

[pissant]

I can do that one, though I think my wife buys Irish Spring for me (Manly, yes. But she likes it too)

[Mr. Jeeves]

Men's largest conditioning comes from being forced to act like we have no feelings (e.g. "Big boys don't cry", "You're acting like a girl/sissy"). This conditioning is what eventually makes men take on all of the inhuman roles we are expected to play in society.

Like putting on a fire helmet and going into the burning World Trade Center to rescue victims? Should they have held a tribal drumming session or a poetry slam, instead? ;)

[Richard Kimball]

Be sure to sit down while going to the bathroom. Color coordinate your socks and belt. Listen to lots of Elton John. Go shopping with her, and become aware of how to match purses and shoes. Try to channel Alan Alda.

[pissant]

Damn. I gotta go back to school. I only have my BS!

[pissant]

ROFL!