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WTF?
So why is pissant cruising websites called "sosuave"? No "Queer Eye" reruns on? ;)
6. When dinning out with your lady, observe her plate. If she has not consumed all of her food, ask gently "You gonna' eat that?" and then burp.
(Sarcasm, I think)
No wonder I had a crush on Patrick Duffy!!
And Voila! You're a studmuffin!
My dog, who is an alpha-male, just bares his teeth and drools a lot.
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GULP! Algore!
(Excuse the lisp) Really, Big Boy?? :-D
So with the heavy emphasis on relaxing I would say if you get drunk you improve your chances tremendously.
"Think thoughts such as, 'I am the greatest' and 'People are lucky to have me in their lives.' Treat people as if they are already in awe of you before they have even met you."
But isn't this why we hate Hollywood?
What if you don't drool over the likes of Brad Pitt and George Looney (I don't)?
Three super-duper alpha males:
George W. Bush
Dick Cheney
Donald Rumsfeld
;-)
Watch Brad Pitt, Jedidiah Clooney, o' enny other man who has high status an' yo'll obsarve thet they move diffruntly than th' ress of us. These guys haf an aura about them thet they is high value an' a prize fo' enny lucky gal, an' on account o' of thet, wimmen drool on over them, dawgone it.
Yo' too kin develop thet aura, through displayin' th' exack same hide language they do: th' body language of an alfy male. Have yo' evah noticed th' way yer hide looks when yer havin' th' type of day in which nothin' goes yer way? Yo' look down at th' groun', tense yer face, an' fold yer arms, which is all non-dominant beta male behavio's. But other times, when ev'rythin''s gwine yer way an' yo' feel on top of th' wo'ld, yo' haf superb hide language.
1) Relax. Let go. This hyar is the dawgoned-est impo'tant emoshunal state yo' kin be in, as enny fool kin plainly see.
a) Don't aller yo'seff t'feel th' emoshun called "wo'ry." Whut in tarnation is wo'ry? It is feelin' bad about whut might happen in th' future. Howevah, no matter how much yo' wo'ry, yo' kin't predick whut's a-gonna happen in th' future. So whuffo' wo'ry? It does yo' no fine. Jest let yer wo'ries go, on account o' yo' kin't solve enny problem by wo'ryin'.
b) Breath' through yer diaphragm rather than yer chest. (When yo' breathe, imagine thet yer brin'in' air down t'yer belly. Feel yer abdomen expan' an' corntrack as yo' breathe.)
c) Avoid nonvahbal behavio's thet is th' opposite of relaxashun -- e.g, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells!, knittin' yer brows, tensin' yer facial mooscles, raisin' yer sh'ders, an' fidgitin'.
d) Relax all yer mooscles an' slow down all of yer movements. Imagine yer walkin' through a swimmin' pool when yer movin'.
Alfy males, 'cept on th' rare occashuns thet thar's a pressin' emerjuncy, move unhurriedly, as eff'n they is in corntrol of time. Beta males is nervous an' make rapid, jerky movements. This hyar is solved through th' swimmin' pool visualizashun, on account o' it will make yer movements slow an' fluid, cuss it all t' tarnation.
e) Relax yer eyes an' eyelids. Beta males hold their eyelids open on account o' they is so nervous. Their eyes flitter an' dart all aroun'. Instead look straight ahaid of yo'. Only give someone yer attenshun eff'n they interess yo'. While yer out an' about, does th' affirmashun t'yo'seff, “ah's sexual, ah's relaxed, an' ah's in corntrol, ah reckon.”
f) Eff'n someone be hankerin' yer attenshun, move yer haid slowly.
2) Feel masculine an' pow'ful. Visualize thet yer a masculine man, as enny fool kin plainly see. Do thin's in yer life thet make yo' feel macho, sech lif'in' weights an' wawkin' out wif a punchin' bag, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells! Along wif exercisin', take care of yer health by eatin' right an' avoidin' all junk grub.
3) Reckanize thet yer a man of high value. Focus on yer qualities an' igno'e yer deficiencies. Be as arrogant as yer hankerin' in o'der t'develop massive cornfidence. Figger thunks sech as, “ah's th' greatest” an' "Varmints is lucky t'have me in their lives." Treat varmints as eff'n they is already in awe of yo' befo'e they haf even met yo'.
4) Feel comfy in yer own hide. An alfy male is happy wif o' wifout enny particular woomin, on account o' he views wimmen as sources of fun in his life -- no mo'e an' no less. Take th' mindset thet of course wimmen be hankerin' yo', but it's no trimenjus deal eifer way.
5) Spread out yer hide. Take up space witcher arms, legs, an' chest. Keep yer neck straight witcher back so thet yer haid is held high. (Sumpin thet he'ped me git used t'keepin' mah neck straight was removin' th' piller fum mah bed, cuss it all t' tarnation. Af'er all, it's a majo' challenge t'have oppimal posture when yer neck is bent fo' 8 hours ev'ry night.)
So pretty much the Alpha male is asleep most of the time?
