Posted on 04/17/2005 3:40:01 PM PDT by presidio9
Tennis beauty ANNA KOURNIKOVA has already composed her will - at the tender age of 23.
The Russian stunner, girlfriend of pop hunk ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, has decided she wants everything divided up now - and she's also made an official decision on whether or not a family member will pull the plug on her, should she end up in a vegetative state.
She says, "I think everybody should do that. It's really, really good. I think it's just something very important.
"I like to have everything kind of in order. I'm a little too organised. I have every single paper you can imagine."
Who is going to get that never been used trophy case?
Pictures damn you, pictures!
See you fellows in a few days...
She's smart and has a nice butt. Pretty neat combination.
So she is talking about a "Living Will", not her will for when she dies and her assets.
I would think she would avoid wills for most of it and utilize trusts to avoid estate taxes.
ROFL!
Recent news shows how important it is that each of us has a living will.
The form below will prevent outside interference should you end up in dire straits in the future.
LIVING WILL
I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't do so ever again. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day!
Signed___________________ Date___________
Witness____________________ Notary_____________ Date____________ Witness____________________ Date____________ Witness____________________ Date____________
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I think if you fill out enough organ donor cards, that you get that handled for you immediately if your life is in question or if they need the parts.
As a former financial advisor, I guess it is my duty to thank you for this emasculating thread with rational talk of finance. Thanks a pant load.
Anna's publicist deserves whatever money that she is paying. Before I saw this report, I almost forgot about her (especially since Maria Sharapova has most of my attention nowadays).
Maria Sarapova can whip Anna's ass all day long on a tennis court (actually, that should be a pay-per-view) event, and that still won't make her breasts larger.
SO9
As for breasts, Maria is just as lacking as Anna, but I'm a legs man, which is why Maria kills me, just kills me:
lyric From that 80's song" I think i'm turning japanese, I think i'm turning japanese, I really think so!!!!!!!!"
and speaking japanese, i'm going to SUSHI in a few.
Wish i had her #, guess i'll have to settle for the restaurant.
six love, six love ....... ;-)
How come Maria Sharapova is celebrating Anna's will?
hubba hubba hubba :P
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