Do you have an overabundance of nasal hair? ZOT!!

4/15/05 | Nose mustache

[Too much Nose Hair]

Just to give all you Freepers an update on my situation that I addressed the other day. Sadly I did not get a lot of good advice and in fact got made fun of because I ride in the back set of my Mom’s minivan. This is not going to change. I will make the most of it.

As I alluded to yesterday, I have another problem that is even more madding. I have an overabundance of nasal hair that causes me a lot of embarrassment. I do trim it every week but it is never enough to stop its growth. It looks like I have a small forest coming out my nose. When I have a cold certain things get left on the hair and it looks gross. My girlfriend has stopped calling me and word on the street is that she has had it with my nose hair. She calls me the dirty nose mustache. Also some of my nose hair is turning gray and the gray hairs look like boogers in nose. I try to push some of the longer nose hairs back up nose to hide them but that only works for a while and they eventually come back down swaying in the wind. I am so self conscience about this that I am always picking at my nose and touching it. I have heard about zapping the hair roots but it costs a lot of cash. And a guy like me how still lives with his Mom and is a substitute Gym teacher does not have a lot of cash to throw around.

[capydick]

Great minds think alike!!!

[Rightly Biased]

Google is my friend when the trolls come out.

[Darksheare]

It can always be worse.

[G.Mason]

Have trouble making a decision?

[unkus]

I've got some lighter fluid. Who has a match?

[soundandvision]

Did someone say QTip?

[NRA1995]

And now, young troll.....you will die......

[Always Right]

And a guy like me how still lives with his Mom

Is your mom that good in bed you can't leave home?

[MeekOneGOP]

Well! To much Nose Hair signed up again - he's a retread.

Bye, Too much Nose Hair. You really oughta buy a personal
trimmer, ya know? :)

"He's dead, Jim!"

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.

[clamper1797]

In the old days bored unsupervised per-adolescent children would call a store and ask in they had "Prince Albert" in a can or "Do you have crab legs"

Apparently now they troll on FR

[Arrowhead1952]

If you have that problem, try this

Too much Nose Hair

[Born Conservative]

He/she/it must have meant this thread:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1383709/posts

[CMOTB]

Tweezers make your eyes water. Careful use of a razer seems to work. Just remember to use it sideways :)

[Flyer]

Inhale only.

The airflow will train the nose hair to grow inwards towards where your brain should be.

[RushCrush]

madding

[CMOTB]

In the event this is a serious question. Here is some actual information on "hair problems"
http://www.hairfacts.com/permanent.html

[cjshapi]

Poor slob probably has ear hair too. Maybe we could burn that off at the same time.

[Darksheare]

I have a Remington multihead grooming system that has an attachment for nose hair.

[Deguello]

"overabundance of nasal hair"

I see that you changed your handle.

What was lacking yesterday was that no one suggested a Turkish Shave. A Turkish Shave only takes a few seconds.

[trisham]

Sadly I did not get a lot of good advice and in fact got made fun of because I ride in the back set of my Mom’s minivan

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