Do you have an overabundance of nasal hair? ZOT!!

4/15/05 | Nose mustache

[Too much Nose Hair]

Just to give all you Freepers an update on my situation that I addressed the other day. Sadly I did not get a lot of good advice and in fact got made fun of because I ride in the back set of my Mom’s minivan. This is not going to change. I will make the most of it.

As I alluded to yesterday, I have another problem that is even more madding. I have an overabundance of nasal hair that causes me a lot of embarrassment. I do trim it every week but it is never enough to stop its growth. It looks like I have a small forest coming out my nose. When I have a cold certain things get left on the hair and it looks gross. My girlfriend has stopped calling me and word on the street is that she has had it with my nose hair. She calls me the dirty nose mustache. Also some of my nose hair is turning gray and the gray hairs look like boogers in nose. I try to push some of the longer nose hairs back up nose to hide them but that only works for a while and they eventually come back down swaying in the wind. I am so self conscience about this that I am always picking at my nose and touching it. I have heard about zapping the hair roots but it costs a lot of cash. And a guy like me how still lives with his Mom and is a substitute Gym teacher does not have a lot of cash to throw around.

[SittinYonder]

Have you tried tweasers? It would hurt, but you deserve it.

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

The solution is simple, when you do up that last roach before you post this tripe, don't blow it out before sniffing it.

That'll singe that unwanted nose hair away!

[tiredoflaundry]

[Lorianne]

Of course.

[Sloth]

I pluck my nose hairs with a blunt pair of scissors. Yeah, it hurts and makes my eyes water, but it's oddly satisfying, almost addictive.

[brewcrew]

I'm sorry. You must have mistaken us for a web site that gives a $#!+.

See your doctor, butthead.

[SittinYonder]

I have that problem too. Do you want to go out?

ROFLMAO! You probably bag a lot of guys like that!

[capydick]

[beltfed308]

Have you tried Draino? It will leave you with a clear head also.

[Rightly Biased]

Your MOM?

[Kenton]

I saw your post yesterday. I suggested one of those nose-hair trimmers, but in case you don't have the money for one of those, look around your Dad's garage and see if you can find one of these:

Besides being great for heating metal, please note the fine point at the tip of the propane flame. This is really good for getting deep into the nasal cavity, way down to the coarse root of your nasal hair. If you do it right, the hair won't grow back.

Hope this helps. Let us know, take pics and post them here.

[cripplecreek]

Here's an ancient Chinese remedy.

[Barney59]

Just check with Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon, I'm sure he could lop off the offending parts of the nose and give you a nice little plastic tip and a pot of glue!

[gilor]

chugging a quart of Draino will fix the problem.

[Manic_Episode]

I think she braids her armpit hair too.

[Temple Owl]

Listen I am sorry that you are being treated so rudely by our fellow FReepers. I used to have the same problem until I got a letter from Nigeria asking for financial aid. The person in return for my cooperation gave me this advice to get rid of nose hair forever. Stuff you nose full of mashed potatoes. Then cover your nose with duct tape. Leave it alone for exactly six months. It works every time. Good luck.

[Jimmyclyde]

nose hair ping

[add925]

Starting to run low on headstones this week...