Posted on 04/15/2005 11:42:27 AM PDT by Too much Nose Hair
Just to give all you Freepers an update on my situation that I addressed the other day. Sadly I did not get a lot of good advice and in fact got made fun of because I ride in the back set of my Mom’s minivan. This is not going to change. I will make the most of it.
As I alluded to yesterday, I have another problem that is even more madding. I have an overabundance of nasal hair that causes me a lot of embarrassment. I do trim it every week but it is never enough to stop its growth. It looks like I have a small forest coming out my nose. When I have a cold certain things get left on the hair and it looks gross. My girlfriend has stopped calling me and word on the street is that she has had it with my nose hair. She calls me the dirty nose mustache. Also some of my nose hair is turning gray and the gray hairs look like boogers in nose. I try to push some of the longer nose hairs back up nose to hide them but that only works for a while and they eventually come back down swaying in the wind. I am so self conscience about this that I am always picking at my nose and touching it. I have heard about zapping the hair roots but it costs a lot of cash. And a guy like me how still lives with his Mom and is a substitute Gym teacher does not have a lot of cash to throw around.
Two words: Nose Dreadlocks.
Recycling is good. Except with dirty diapers and stupid troll concepts. For the exact same reason.
Shave it off and sell it on eBay!@!!!!!!
Is that ozone in the air?
You're Mom was good in the backseat!!!
Oooooooh it likes pain!!
A repeat Meek
In before the ZOT!!
I think Ron Popeil sells a product to solve your problem - or you may want to try the SCOOP AND FLIP - but wait there's more!..
Are you a Capricorn???? They say that Capricorn's have lots of hair in their ears and noses :-)
Life is definitely tough for us men of the hirsute persuasion. Look on the bright side though, at least we don't have to shave our legs and armpits!
You learned how to use spell check! Too bad you won't get a chance to use it much here...
I have that problem too. Do you want to go out?
But thay arre stupud commits!
A butane lighter on high?
Have your nostrils waxed?
Be thankful it isn't on your palms?
So9
Hey, I'm a Capricorn, and my nose hair has never been over three inches long.
sw
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