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41 WAYS TO MELT A WOMAN'S HEART
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Posted on 04/15/2005 8:30:45 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Dashing Dasher
"#12 is my favorite!"
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Mine too!
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posted on
04/15/2005 12:01:34 PM PDT
by
pissant
(I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
To: Professional Engineer
click on the women24 to see...
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posted on
04/15/2005 12:02:37 PM PDT
by
pissant
(I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
To: SweetCaroline
"Save your staring or flirting with a pretty girl when your loved one is not around".
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You ask for the impossible! ;o)
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posted on
04/15/2005 12:03:44 PM PDT
by
pissant
(I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
To: HitmanNY
the edited ones are good advice. ;o)
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posted on
04/15/2005 12:04:22 PM PDT
by
pissant
(I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
To: Blurblogger; pissant
Not a bad list... of course, around here, the wife-unit likes to think, and remind me that she is the Queen...
...so I take pains to remind her that I am the Royal Headsman- Axeman of the Gods. ( Hue Ben Ammon, from "The Sunbird." )
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posted on
04/15/2005 12:04:45 PM PDT
by
backhoe
(-30-)
To: Sax
(followed almost immediately by maternal confiscation of said dowels) ROFL!
GIVE ME THOSE BEFORE YOU PUT SOMEBODY'S EYE OUT!
My husband is a huge instigator of battles, chases, scare-athons, and other mischievous carrying on.
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posted on
04/15/2005 12:05:37 PM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(NATURAL LAW........If it was good enough for the Founders, then it's good enough for me!!)
To: Temple Owl
"We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes".
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I agree. Keep pushing for that romantic threesome. That's my motto!
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posted on
04/15/2005 12:05:41 PM PDT
by
pissant
(I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
To: peacebaby; pissant; Dashing Dasher
It's not the size of the boobs, it's the size of the bank account. Doesn't a ready willingness to do #12 at the drop of a hat count for anything?
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posted on
04/15/2005 12:05:48 PM PDT
by
Oberon
(What does it take to make government shrink?)
To: Blurblogger
"Why on earth would you ask such a question on a public forum"?
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C'mon GottRocks, show the ladies your balance!
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posted on
04/15/2005 12:07:02 PM PDT
by
pissant
(I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
To: pissant
What about grabbing her behind??LOL! Howya doin', pissant? That's Mr. Ex's approach, hee hee. But, he's done about 95% of the things on that list, and on a regular basis, too. *sigh* No wonder I wanna keep him! :)
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posted on
04/15/2005 12:10:15 PM PDT
by
exnavychick
(There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart?)
To: backhoe; pissant
the wife-unit likes to think, and remind me that she is the Queen... Every morning, Papa Texan kisses me sweetly, hugs me tight, and says a sincere: "I'm sorry, Dear"
Because he figures sooner or later, sometime during the day, he's going to screw up. ;)
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posted on
04/15/2005 12:10:53 PM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(NATURAL LAW........If it was good enough for the Founders, then it's good enough for me!!)
To: pissant
To: exnavychick
My wife likes #35. As do I.
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posted on
04/15/2005 12:12:37 PM PDT
by
pissant
(I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
To: pissant
"C'mon GottRocks, show the ladies your balance!"
OK.
In my left pajama pocket, there's a couple of dollar bills. In my right pajama pocket....couple of quarters, pack of gum....it seems to balance....
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posted on
04/15/2005 12:13:21 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
To: Blurblogger
I pick up the check when I take a lady out. 'Nuff said.
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posted on
04/15/2005 12:14:38 PM PDT
by
Liz
(One of it's most compelling tenets is Catholicism's acknowledgement of individual free will.)
To: Blurblogger
"how much are you worth - monetarily speaking?"Twelve dollars and seventy-three cents.
The same amount you'd get if you broke me down to my elemental chemicals and sold me to the lab market.
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posted on
04/15/2005 12:16:41 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Time Ebbs No Rankle)
To: MamaTexan
The things we men have to put up with! ;o)
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posted on
04/15/2005 12:20:15 PM PDT
by
pissant
(I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
To: Blurblogger
thanks for showing me your balance.
178
posted on
04/15/2005 12:20:47 PM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Carpe dune!)
To: peacebaby
That reminds me of an old story about Ari Onassis, Jackie and Wilt Chamberlain.
Wilt and Ari are in the men's room on Ari's yacht using the urinals. Ari looks over at Wilt's manhood and sighs, "I wish I had one like that."
Wilt replies, "No problem. Just do what I do. Bang it against the bedpost ten times every night."
Ari is amazed That'll work? Yep.
So Ari gets undressed that night and starts banging it against the bedpost.
Jackie sits up and asks, "Is that you Wilt?"
To: Lazamataz
Laz, would a gold-digger be a tally-ho?
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posted on
04/15/2005 12:21:24 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
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