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Earl needs help! Thanks God he does not drive!
Lexington, Kentucky ^ | 4-9-2005 | Division of Community Corrections

Posted on 04/09/2005 9:22:11 PM PDT by makoman

This reminds me of Mayberry!


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To: Petronski

I think they should charge him for all of those pictures!!!

Jail must seem like home, and the booking guy must seem like his wife.


21 posted on 04/09/2005 9:34:18 PM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: makoman

Earl passed away 3 years ago ...no one knows it yet


22 posted on 04/09/2005 9:34:25 PM PDT by woofie
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To: makoman
I swear ossifer, no more drankin'


23 posted on 04/09/2005 9:34:56 PM PDT by eyespysomething (hmmm....)
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To: MaryFromMichigan

Don't know if this Earl's "gotta die" but it sure seems like he's gonna!!!!!!


24 posted on 04/09/2005 9:36:10 PM PDT by Gabz (John Paul II, pray for us.)
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To: bannie

He should at least have to bring his own film.


25 posted on 04/09/2005 9:36:41 PM PDT by Petronski (I thank God Almighty for a most remarkable blessing: John Paul the Great.)
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To: makoman

Check out this guy's fan page.

http://henryearl.messedup.net/


26 posted on 04/09/2005 9:37:16 PM PDT by bahblahbah
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To: bahblahbah

http://www.henryearl.com/


27 posted on 04/09/2005 9:37:49 PM PDT by bahblahbah
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To: Petronski
My dad died because of cirrhosis, after not drinking for 10 years. Once the damage is done...

It isn't a fun way to go. So I have a feeling of pity for this guy, but just a little. Someone needs to lock him up to dry out. I bet his DT's would be awful.

28 posted on 04/09/2005 9:37:51 PM PDT by eyespysomething (hmmm....)
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To: Petronski

27 1/2 pages worth of it in 13 years... bet his mamma's proud!


29 posted on 04/09/2005 9:37:58 PM PDT by thoughtomator ("The Passion of the Opus" - 2 hours of a FReeper being crucified on his own self-pitying thread)
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To: bahblahbah; feinswinesuksass; dead; HangFire
With a little help:
 

30 posted on 04/09/2005 9:39:08 PM PDT by AnnaZ (><> Hebrews 11<><)
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To: AnnaZ
That must've happened after this one (3/4/1999 12:09:58 AM).

Plop!

31 posted on 04/09/2005 9:41:29 PM PDT by Textide
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On a bad day:


32 posted on 04/09/2005 9:42:29 PM PDT by WSGilcrest (Tinky likes it!)
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33 posted on 04/09/2005 9:42:55 PM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: bannie

Why did you have to go and do that?


Ick.


34 posted on 04/09/2005 9:44:10 PM PDT by Petronski (I thank God Almighty for a most remarkable blessing: John Paul the Great.)
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To: makoman

One Scotch, one Burboun, one beer...


35 posted on 04/09/2005 9:44:41 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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To: makoman
Happy

Happy

sad

Sad

Reserved

Reserved

Ironic

Ironic

80s TV

80s TV Promo Shot

Black Christopher Lloyd

Black Christopher Lloyd

Fuck It drunk again

Fk it, Drunk again!

I'm gonna git you sucka

I'm gonna git you sucka

Homosexual

HomoSexual

Want some Jello Pudding?

Want some Jello Pudding?

Goin to moms house

Goin to moms house

Playwright

Playwright

Sexy Bastid

Sexy Bastid

Stylin!

Stylin

Threatening

Threatening

Vacant

Vacant


36 posted on 04/09/2005 9:45:46 PM PDT by bahblahbah
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To: Textide
HA!
 
 
 
 
Whatchutalkinabout, Willis?

37 posted on 04/09/2005 9:46:08 PM PDT by AnnaZ (><> Hebrews 11<><)
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To: eyespysomething
"Someone needs to lock him up to dry out. "

Weel he did serve three months for robbery the day after he was released for intoxication. Then after time served for robbery (the same day!) he was back in for intoxication. He's been locked up plenty.

ALCOHOL INTOXICATION 11/4/1996 11/13/1996
ROBBERY 2ND 11/14/1996 3/13/1997
ALCOHOL INTOXICATION 3/13/1997 3/22/1997

38 posted on 04/09/2005 9:46:49 PM PDT by endthematrix (Declare 2005 as the year the battle for freedom from tax slavery!)
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To: makoman

Henry's Latest Stats
Current Status:
Henry is currently in jail. He was booked on 4/8/2005.

Stats for Henry Earl's Alcohol-Related Offenses:
Total
Number of offenses: 905
Number of days spent in jail: 3366
Year-to-date
Number of Offenses: 16
Number of days spent in jail: 85
Overall
Average # of days per year spent in jail: 240.43
Average duration of incarceration period: 3.72 days
Average duration of time not spent in jail: 1.63 days

Last Updated: Sat Apr 9 07:03:03 2005 CST


39 posted on 04/09/2005 9:49:59 PM PDT by bahblahbah
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To: WSGilcrest


40 posted on 04/09/2005 9:51:02 PM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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