It's about time, it's about space...
1 posted on
04/01/2005 7:25:53 AM PST by
cogitator
To: cogitator
2 posted on
04/01/2005 7:26:18 AM PST by
Constitution Day
("If you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy." [RIP Mitch Hedberg])
To: cogitator
One thing I hate about April 1st is all these stupid 'cute' articles. What a waste of time.
3 posted on
04/01/2005 7:26:40 AM PST by
ClintonBeGone
(In politics, sometimes it's OK for even a Wolverine to root for a Buckeye win.)
To: cogitator
4 posted on
04/01/2005 7:26:59 AM PST by
PilloryHillary
(Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?)
To: cogitator
With the press left looking like stunned bunniesThis is my favorite line, anywhere.
5 posted on
04/01/2005 7:28:08 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(Cleverly Arranging 1's And 0's Since 11110111011...)
To: cogitator
I almost bought it until the part about eBay. I am so gullible!
6 posted on
04/01/2005 7:28:38 AM PST by
NCSteve
To: cogitator
Didn't even read the article, but a good giveaway caught my eye. No real press release would say 'Whitehouse'. It's WHite House.
9 posted on
04/01/2005 7:29:25 AM PST by
tang-soo
(Prophecy of the Seventy Weeks - Read Daniel Chapter 9)
To: cogitator
During a brief two-minute period provided for questions from the press, the first reporter asked if this meant the Space Station was also being shut down. To which the President answered, "we plan to either hold an auction on Ebay or give it away to "our international partners." "The ACLU announced a federal law suit demanding that the International Space Station be turned over to the homeless under a provision in federal law that surplus government real estate must be offered to homeless before being given away or sold. 'There is enough living space there to house at least ten homeless or undocumented migrants.' ACLU spokesman Bruce Birkenstock said.
13 posted on
04/01/2005 7:33:28 AM PST by
FreedomCalls
(It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
To: cogitator
Last year, we saw allot of similar kinds of posts.
[It's gonna be a long day!!!]
15 posted on
04/01/2005 7:36:41 AM PST by
TomGuy
(America: Best friend or worst enemy. Choose wisely.)
To: cogitator
To: MeekOneGOP
"With the press left looking like stunned bunnies"
This is the perfect leadin for you to post a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
17 posted on
04/01/2005 7:43:32 AM PST by
Grampa Dave
(The MSM has been a WMD, Weapon of Mass Disinformation for the Rats for at least 4 decades.)
To: cogitator
Poor April Fool's joke. A good one need to be slightly incredulous, but still not be so blatant as a joke. Way too many over-the-top things in here to be "bought" for even a second.
23 posted on
04/01/2005 8:01:03 AM PST by
kevkrom
(If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
To: cogitator
25 posted on
04/01/2005 8:04:23 AM PST by
QwertyKPH
(Non-profane tagline)
To: cogitator
We do need to get rid of the shuttle at some point. Its an expensive dinosaur. But lets do it when its replacement has been baptized, not before!! Until I saw the line about "Auctioning the station away on Ebay", I thought for a second this was true. OK, you got me!!
28 posted on
04/01/2005 8:39:30 AM PST by
wingsof liberty
(Marines - the few, the proud, the best!!)
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