[FreedomCalls]

During a brief two-minute period provided for questions from the press, the first reporter asked if this meant the Space Station was also being shut down. To which the President answered, "we plan to either hold an auction on Ebay or give it away to "our international partners."

"The ACLU announced a federal law suit demanding that the International Space Station be turned over to the homeless under a provision in federal law that surplus government real estate must be offered to homeless before being given away or sold. 'There is enough living space there to house at least ten homeless or undocumented migrants.' ACLU spokesman Bruce Birkenstock said.

[nuke rocketeer]

OK, but they will have to bring their own air with them.