Why It's Great to be a Woman

JokesOnline ^ | 12/04 | staff

[pissant]

We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

Taxis stop for us.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

[pissant]

I didn't realize the gals had such an advantage!

[colorcountry]

All those things aside...we can't p!ss standing up.

[teenyelliott]

We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes

That is absolutely true. Really.

[pissant]

LOL. You can, but it gets messy!!

[pissant]

I din't get that one. Is it a "size" or a "fashion-sense" issue??

[mike182d]

Why its great to be a man:

We invented fire...

[Hi Heels]

WEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll... Someone's on a roll today....

[Hi Heels]

ahem... link?

[Hi Heels]

ahem.... bet?

[pissant]

Project got out the door friday. Now I'm employing my real talent of providing guidance to the masses!!!

[Tx Angel]

And what a service you provide :))

[colorcountry]

*"I'm not a baby, I'm a MAN, I am an ANCHORMAN!...I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and braun. That's what kind of man I am. Your just a woman with a brain a third the size of us men. It's science."

[patton]

Really. I walk around in $20 dock shoes covered in mud, and with one or the other usually untied.

Oh, and they are falling apart.

What does that tell you?

[pissant]

Ted Baxter???

[thoughtomator]

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

But what fun is there in that???

[najida]

Shoes
Chocolate
Jewelry
Cute Shoes
Long crys
Short naps
Warm baths
Cool shoes
Changing hair color
Changing eye color
Changing shoes

[pissant]

We're on the same wavelength!

[pissant]

All that & more, especially if paid for by a man!!!

[colorcountry]

Ron Burgandy...the ANCHORMAN...ya gotta see the movie.

[najida]

Nope
Even better if paid for all by yourself :)

Really.

Then nobody can tell ya what to do
(add that to the list)