Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Why It's Great to be a Woman
JokesOnline ^ | 12/04 | staff

Posted on 03/28/2005 1:20:59 PM PST by pissant

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-6061-80 ... 101-115 next last
I didn't realize the gals had such an advantage!
1 posted on 03/28/2005 1:21:04 PM PST by pissant
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: pissant

All those things aside...we can't p!ss standing up.


2 posted on 03/28/2005 1:22:31 PM PST by colorcountry (All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They. ...Rudyard Kipling)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: pissant
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes

That is absolutely true. Really.
3 posted on 03/28/2005 1:24:31 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green is made of liberals...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: colorcountry

LOL. You can, but it gets messy!!


4 posted on 03/28/2005 1:27:05 PM PST by pissant
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: teenyelliott

I din't get that one. Is it a "size" or a "fashion-sense" issue??


5 posted on 03/28/2005 1:27:56 PM PST by pissant
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: pissant

Why its great to be a man:

We invented fire...


6 posted on 03/28/2005 1:27:57 PM PST by mike182d ("Let fly the white flag of war." - Zapp Brannigan)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: pissant

WEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll... Someone's on a roll today....


7 posted on 03/28/2005 1:29:01 PM PST by Hi Heels (Now Andy, I ain't got time for them trivial trivialities...Barney Fife)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: mike182d

ahem... link?


8 posted on 03/28/2005 1:29:37 PM PST by Hi Heels (Now Andy, I ain't got time for them trivial trivialities...Barney Fife)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: colorcountry

ahem.... bet?


9 posted on 03/28/2005 1:30:12 PM PST by Hi Heels (Now Andy, I ain't got time for them trivial trivialities...Barney Fife)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Hi Heels

Project got out the door friday. Now I'm employing my real talent of providing guidance to the masses!!!


10 posted on 03/28/2005 1:30:16 PM PST by pissant
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: pissant

And what a service you provide :))


11 posted on 03/28/2005 1:33:07 PM PST by Tx Angel
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: pissant

*"I'm not a baby, I'm a MAN, I am an ANCHORMAN!...I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and braun. That's what kind of man I am. Your just a woman with a brain a third the size of us men. It's science."


12 posted on 03/28/2005 1:33:42 PM PST by colorcountry (All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They. ...Rudyard Kipling)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: teenyelliott
Really. I walk around in $20 dock shoes covered in mud, and with one or the other usually untied.

Oh, and they are falling apart.

What does that tell you?

13 posted on 03/28/2005 1:34:16 PM PST by patton (the curious organism known as bdelloid rotifer)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: colorcountry

Ted Baxter???


14 posted on 03/28/2005 1:34:33 PM PST by pissant
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: pissant
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

But what fun is there in that???

15 posted on 03/28/2005 1:35:00 PM PST by thoughtomator (Order "Judges Gone Wild!" Only $19.95 have your credit card handy!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: pissant

Shoes
Chocolate
Jewelry
Cute Shoes
Long crys
Short naps
Warm baths
Cool shoes
Changing hair color
Changing eye color
Changing shoes


16 posted on 03/28/2005 1:35:07 PM PST by najida (I wish I had Tina Turner's legs, Ann Coulter's brains and Paris Hilton's credit cards.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: thoughtomator

We're on the same wavelength!


17 posted on 03/28/2005 1:35:46 PM PST by pissant
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: najida

All that & more, especially if paid for by a man!!!


18 posted on 03/28/2005 1:36:37 PM PST by pissant
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: pissant

Ron Burgandy...the ANCHORMAN...ya gotta see the movie.


19 posted on 03/28/2005 1:36:52 PM PST by colorcountry (All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They. ...Rudyard Kipling)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies]

To: pissant

Nope
Even better if paid for all by yourself :)

Really.

Then nobody can tell ya what to do
(add that to the list)


20 posted on 03/28/2005 1:38:12 PM PST by najida (I wish I had Tina Turner's legs, Ann Coulter's brains and Paris Hilton's credit cards.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-6061-80 ... 101-115 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson