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Posted on 03/28/2005 1:20:59 PM PST by pissant
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I didn't realize the gals had such an advantage!
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posted on
03/28/2005 1:21:04 PM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
All those things aside...we can't p!ss standing up.
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posted on
03/28/2005 1:22:31 PM PST
by
colorcountry
(All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They. ...Rudyard Kipling)
To: pissant
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes
That is absolutely true. Really.
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posted on
03/28/2005 1:24:31 PM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green is made of liberals...)
To: colorcountry
LOL. You can, but it gets messy!!
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posted on
03/28/2005 1:27:05 PM PST
by
pissant
To: teenyelliott
I din't get that one. Is it a "size" or a "fashion-sense" issue??
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posted on
03/28/2005 1:27:56 PM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
Why its great to be a man:
We invented fire...
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posted on
03/28/2005 1:27:57 PM PST
by
mike182d
("Let fly the white flag of war." - Zapp Brannigan)
To: pissant
WEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll... Someone's on a roll today....
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posted on
03/28/2005 1:29:01 PM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Now Andy, I ain't got time for them trivial trivialities...Barney Fife)
To: mike182d
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posted on
03/28/2005 1:29:37 PM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Now Andy, I ain't got time for them trivial trivialities...Barney Fife)
To: colorcountry
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posted on
03/28/2005 1:30:12 PM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Now Andy, I ain't got time for them trivial trivialities...Barney Fife)
To: Hi Heels
Project got out the door friday. Now I'm employing my real talent of providing guidance to the masses!!!
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posted on
03/28/2005 1:30:16 PM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
And what a service you provide :))
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posted on
03/28/2005 1:33:07 PM PST
by
Tx Angel
To: pissant
*"I'm not a baby, I'm a MAN, I am an ANCHORMAN!...I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and braun. That's what kind of man I am. Your just a woman with a brain a third the size of us men. It's science."
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posted on
03/28/2005 1:33:42 PM PST
by
colorcountry
(All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They. ...Rudyard Kipling)
To: teenyelliott
Really. I walk around in $20 dock shoes covered in mud, and with one or the other usually untied.
Oh, and they are falling apart.
What does that tell you?
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posted on
03/28/2005 1:34:16 PM PST
by
patton
(the curious organism known as bdelloid rotifer)
To: colorcountry
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posted on
03/28/2005 1:34:33 PM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. But what fun is there in that???
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posted on
03/28/2005 1:35:00 PM PST
by
thoughtomator
(Order "Judges Gone Wild!" Only $19.95 have your credit card handy!)
To: pissant
Shoes
Chocolate
Jewelry
Cute Shoes
Long crys
Short naps
Warm baths
Cool shoes
Changing hair color
Changing eye color
Changing shoes
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posted on
03/28/2005 1:35:07 PM PST
by
najida
(I wish I had Tina Turner's legs, Ann Coulter's brains and Paris Hilton's credit cards.)
To: thoughtomator
We're on the same wavelength!
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posted on
03/28/2005 1:35:46 PM PST
by
pissant
To: najida
All that & more, especially if paid for by a man!!!
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posted on
03/28/2005 1:36:37 PM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
Ron Burgandy...the ANCHORMAN...ya gotta see the movie.
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posted on
03/28/2005 1:36:52 PM PST
by
colorcountry
(All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They. ...Rudyard Kipling)
To: pissant
Nope
Even better if paid for all by yourself :)
Really.
Then nobody can tell ya what to do
(add that to the list)
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posted on
03/28/2005 1:38:12 PM PST
by
najida
(I wish I had Tina Turner's legs, Ann Coulter's brains and Paris Hilton's credit cards.)
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