Ya don't say.
Posted on 03/28/2005 11:46:37 AM PST by pissant
Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?" Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy
Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV." Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover, Jerk Advantages: Stays put; predictable Disadvantages: Royal pain in the butt
Flinchy - "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did." Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle
Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'." Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' Dumb Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig
Lazybones - "Zzzzzz" Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict Advantages: Well rested; easy target Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfill your dreams
The Sneak - "Who, me?" Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, Son of a Bitch Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt Disadvantages: May be having time of his life
Ace of Hearts - "After I wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?" Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster Advantages: Perpetually aroused Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused
The Dreamer - "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but--" Also known as: Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind Advantages: Tells good stories Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"
Mr. Right - "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?" Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction
I see this as an attempt to avoid FReeper female flames over the 9 types of girlfriends. Wise move. :)
You do. Thanks.
I haven't seen cyborg around lately. Where are you cyborg?
Q: What does an American woman do once she finds Mr. Right?
A: She keeps looking.
She was around this morning.
Also known as "The Liberal" or a "Frenchie".
If you ever date a French guy, you'll see utterly misplaced machismo.
TEACHER: (holding picture of deer for class to see) "What is it that your Mommy calls your Daddy?"
SUSIE: "Don't tell me that's a Lummox"
(Thanks)
I thought I was seeing double.
Ya don't say.
Yeah, I forgot to mention the primative dental hygiene....
We can always stir it up with "9 Types of Boyfriends of Boyfriends."
Yet he seems so happy showing off his rotted tooth.
and his ever so masculine Swatch....
very interesting...
What is a lummox?
"What is a lummox?" **
A Lummox: if Laz meant what he said here: LOL
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1372460/posts?page=15#15
** Seriously, I think it's a term for musk ox, IIRC.
Got it. Laz always means what he says!
I'm Old Man Grumpus, and my wife is Sickly.
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