1 posted on
03/26/2005 6:48:05 AM PST by
Vision
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To: Onyxx
Here's something from the great writers of our time...
To: Vision; Howlin
23. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. These are all funny, but this one just about killed me!
To: Vision
Excellent!
I haven't had a good laugh in way-too-long.
5 posted on
03/26/2005 7:01:55 AM PST by
pigsmith
To: Vision
"3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it."
I'm assuming there was a word count requirement on this essay.
6 posted on
03/26/2005 7:03:19 AM PST by
cripplecreek
(I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
To: Vision
I love this one.
20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
In two short sentences Phil has been introduced and a mental picture has been formed. Brilliant!
7 posted on
03/26/2005 7:03:55 AM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.)
To: Vision
There's some potential Dan Rather's in this bunch.
9 posted on
03/26/2005 7:08:09 AM PST by
cowboyway
(My heroes have always been cowboys.)
To: Vision
"24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools."
It appears that the Simpsons is still polpular in the UK.
11 posted on
03/26/2005 7:11:42 AM PST by
cripplecreek
(I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
To: Vision
Thank you, I needed a chuckle this morning.
12 posted on
03/26/2005 7:15:42 AM PST by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(When you compromise with evil, evil wins. AYN RAND)
To: Vision
5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. Brilliant
13 posted on
03/26/2005 7:17:23 AM PST by
Oztrich Boy
("Rules are for the guidance of wise men, and the blind obedience of fools")
To: Vision
It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools. Surely a Pulitzer, or at least a NYTimes editorial position, is in this kid's future.
To: Vision
I'd say thanks for the chuckle but I think I may be the "Phil" mentioned in #20
15 posted on
03/26/2005 7:22:45 AM PST by
sierrahome
(What's the Cuban national anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat")
To: Vision
I saw on a different post, someone has already snatched #20 as their new tagline.
It was pretty funny, I read this and then read the Ebola article and saw his tag line. LOL
To: Vision
To: Vision
21 posted on
03/26/2005 7:42:33 AM PST by
elfman2
(@ copyright 2005)
To: Vision
It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
No doubt the school called Child Protective Services in on this one.
To: Vision
I'm still laughing. I love the the boat in the pond, ballerina and brother in law. But I think my favorite is the simple:
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Great! I see mischief and great wit. There is hope for the future after all.
24 posted on
03/26/2005 7:57:03 AM PST by
didi
(I like guys with good skills, you know, like computer hacking and numchuck skills)
To: Vision
"18. Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut."
I rise in defence of grandfathers everywhere.
25 posted on
03/26/2005 9:24:49 AM PST by
beaubazzoo
(Birthdays are good. The more you have, the longer you live.)
To: Vision; msdrby; Corin Stormhands
10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.Now there's a vivid description!
26 posted on
03/26/2005 9:30:43 AM PST by
Professional Engineer
(My baby girl has the strongest little finger known to man.)
To: Vision
Hilarious.
but you have to admit, they are creative.
To: Vision
32 posted on
03/26/2005 7:04:02 PM PST by
Samwise
(Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.)
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