Posted on 03/25/2005 8:16:07 AM PST by TheBigB
Woo Hooooo! TGIF and Happy Easter everyone!! Time for another FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! As always, feel free to post jokes, silly pics, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
"Happy Easter!"
"Arrrgh, silliness!"
"Ahhh, Friday!"
Are they moving or not?
I think I'm drunk after looking at that. Zounds.
can I sue you for turning me crosseyed after viewing that picture?
Oh Beachy! That is too much!!!
But you're just one bad meal away from the presidency...
And that's not gross?????????
I know, but this is the FST. Anything that can be misconstrued, should.
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jt can eat anything. So I'll run after his two terms are served.
Father Explains Condoms to Son
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......."
Bumpidy bumpidy bump
HomeLife Security threat level...
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ROTFLOL! I have no idea what this is but I like it!
Beachy you are too much! All this hidden talent! I had no idea...you've got me laughing to tears, g/f!
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