It's that time of year again! (Peep Research)

Peep Research ^ | 3/22/05 | Marty Fierro

[Nowhere Man]

You have WAY too much time on your hands!!! :-)

Heh. BTW, we also melted gummi bears in the microwave too. I guess "Dungeons and Dragons" did warp my mind. B-) As to the peeps in the microwave, it is really cool watching them grow 5 times their size or more.

[exDemMom]

Hmm. I think Mr. Nowhere Man has too much time on his hands.

[exDemMom]

Mmmm, I LOVE Peeps (and marshmallow peanuts and anything else marshmallow).

I've seen every one of these experiments years ago. Isn't there any novel, groundbreaking Peeps research? (Putting my mind to the task.)

[Fierce Allegiance]

Circus Peanuts - Unnngh! When I was about 7, I took the first dollar I made from my paper route, bought a whole bag, ate it and puked it out my nose! I haven't had one since!

[Cowman]

The great thing about Cadbury's eggs is that they come out in time for April Fools Day. With some care and creativity you can replace the sweet, creamy filling with something unexpected; such as, garlic or hot sauce.

Just be sure to have some "standard issue" versions around in case you need to eat one

[pageonetoo]

The great thing about Cadbury's eggs is that they come out in time for April Fools Day. With some care and creativity you can replace the sweet, creamy filling with something unexpected; such as, garlic or hot sauce.

Now you've done it. Some kid is going to do this to a teacher, and you are to blame. With zero tolerance, he will probably be given a 30 day time-out, then promoted without meeting any standards, because his guidance counselor, and her friendly psychologist, like his creative non-violent aggression, and doesn't want him to feel bad. He'll get into a liberal college, and meet others like him. Then, following a stint as a Navy officer, commanding a river patrol boat, he will go on to rob and steal from us, as a Congressman or some other malevolent politician...

[Cowman]

Now you've done it. Some kid is going to do this to a teacher, and you are to blame. With zero tolerance, he will probably be given a 30 day time-out, then promoted without meeting any standards, because his guidance counselor, and her friendly psychologist, like his creative non-violent aggression, and doesn't want him to feel bad. He'll get into a liberal college, and meet others like him. Then, following a stint as a Navy officer, commanding a river patrol boat, he will go on to rob and steal from us, as a Congressman or some other malevolent politician...





I'm glad I didn't mention the Jello in the toilets gag...

Or the old whoopie cushion filled with whipped cream gag...

or the -- Nevermind.

[pageonetoo]

[CitizenM]

Yellow food coloring in the Polar water bottle is harmless, but it sure inhibits those long gatherings around the office water cooler! People think - well, you know what - that someone did in the most inappropriate place.

[Cowman]

If you scrape all the white stuff off of oreo cookies you can replace it with a mixture of garlic powder and toothpaste. (plain Pepsodent works best)