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The Best Quotes From South Park
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| John Hawkins
Posted on 03/17/2005 10:35:53 AM PST by Rise of South Park Republicans
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To: Clemenza
SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOIN' HOME!!! ... "You hea, me tha ... no no no ... you yea, me tha"
To: Rise of South Park Republicans
"Hippies! I'm surrounded by hippies! They want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad." -- Eric Cartman
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posted on
03/17/2005 12:15:18 PM PST
by
Phantom Lord
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To: KevinDavis
As was the J-Lo episode
Taco flavored kisses
Baby let's make a run for the border
I've got a hunger only tacos can stop
I know exactly what i'll order
Three tacos, two tostadas and a soda pop
I need to make a run for the border
If you pay I'll take off my top
Do you remember what I want to order?
Three tacos, two tostadas and a soda pop
Yeah, and don't forget the hot sauce, chulo
Don't think just because I got money
I won't still give you taco-flavord kisses, honey.
I'm gonna fulfill all your sexy wishes
Give you lots of taco-flavored kisses
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posted on
03/17/2005 12:16:15 PM PST
by
hattend
(Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail the Evil War Monkey King, Chimpus Khan!])
To: hattend; All
104
posted on
03/17/2005 12:17:08 PM PST
by
KevinDavis
(Let the meek inherit the Earth, the rest of us will explore the stars!)
To: tallhappy
There's another name for South Park Republicans: liberals. That they think they are Republicans or conservative is great. Keep on thinking and voting that way
There are 2 possibilities regarding your post...
1) You don't have a clue what the hell you are talking about
2) Your Old Cracker in disguise
Which is it?
105
posted on
03/17/2005 12:17:37 PM PST
by
Phantom Lord
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To: Sonny M; Rise of South Park Republicans
In all of their episodes I see only one constant for their targeting: people who deserve it. Rich targets are the self-important or "I know what's best for you" people, organizations or movements. Other times they're just pointing out the absurd (like the public's love for Paris Hilton).
To: BJClinton
I'm on my way to my friends house RIGHT NOW to watch last nights episode. She got it on her TiVo!!! I had to miss it, i was sooooo upset! Off i go!
By the way, not only have I seen them all (and own them all!) but i have them all pretty-much memorized.
And if you think that's sad, you should talk to me about The Family Guy. New season of FG airs May 1st, btw!
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posted on
03/17/2005 12:18:00 PM PST
by
Zeppelin
(Keep on FReepin' on.....)
To: BJClinton
"Hey! Get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
108
posted on
03/17/2005 12:18:04 PM PST
by
Phantom Lord
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To: Rise of South Park Republicans
Probably from the movie. The second part is Cartman saying "Is that like finding Jesus?" The first part may be zottable.
-Eric
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posted on
03/17/2005 12:19:34 PM PST
by
E Rocc
To: EveningStar
"Ever since I was a little kid all I ever wanted was my own theme-park. The rides are great, but the LINES, LINES, LINES, LINES! Etc.
"But the stupid maintenance person wanted food and drinks in the park so I had to hire a cotton candy person and a soda person. So 8 people get to come into the park today"
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posted on
03/17/2005 12:23:47 PM PST
by
PfromHoGro
(G*D* it! Get the * out of my way!)
To: antiRepublicrat
Other times they're just pointing out the absurd (like the public's love for Paris Hilton).You know, I will never quite understand that, or what Ms. Hiltons parents were thinking when they raised her.
I actually met her several years ago, when she was well well underage, in a club buying bottles of champagne.
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posted on
03/17/2005 12:25:33 PM PST
by
Sonny M
("oderint dum metuant")
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
The only episode I ever saw was "Big Gay Bob's, Big gay Animal World" and I am still traumatized. Oh they've gotten alot worse (or better depending on how you look at it) since then. See "Scott Tenorman Must Die". You'll need therapy. :)
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posted on
03/17/2005 12:25:57 PM PST
by
Bacon Man
(Please wait, humorous message loading ......)
To: tallhappy
After many responses to your post, you have yet to defend your comments. Be a man and try to back up what you said.
113
posted on
03/17/2005 12:31:51 PM PST
by
Phantom Lord
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To: Phantom Lord
Why ruin a moderately humorous thread?
114
posted on
03/17/2005 12:34:03 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
To: Dead Corpse
Hey, wasn't the rantings and ravings of OC what made some SP threads so great? Maybe tallhappy can fill in for a while.
115
posted on
03/17/2005 12:36:33 PM PST
by
Phantom Lord
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To: Zeppelin
Whoa. We gotta hang out sometime...
116
posted on
03/17/2005 12:40:16 PM PST
by
BJClinton
(“Give me your DUmmies, your Idiots, your Leftist Wackos yearning to be sanity free.” ~PJ-Comix)
To: CounterCounterCulture
It starts with a drum circle. Next thing you know you've got a college.
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posted on
03/17/2005 12:40:46 PM PST
by
eyespysomething
(It starts off as a drum circle, next thing you know you've got a college.)
To: EveningStar
Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
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posted on
03/17/2005 12:43:09 PM PST
by
Feiny
( The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.)
To: Phantom Lord
If you say so. We each gotta get our kicks somehow. You wanna sit around playing Rhoshambo with TH... go for it...
I'm just gonna sit over here and watch.
119
posted on
03/17/2005 12:43:23 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
To: Calvin Locke
The lochness monster ones/Chef's parents are so funny.
"I said 'I ain't givin' you tree-fitty you ol' monster. Now go on!'"
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posted on
03/17/2005 12:45:26 PM PST
by
eyespysomething
(It starts off as a drum circle, next thing you know you've got a college.)
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