Take a look at Tom Cruise's new girlfriend... (vanity)

crushelits | March 17, 2004 | crushelits

[-YYZ-]

Too bad little Tommy hasn't a clue what to do with a woman like that. I've got a few ideas, though...

[End Times Sentinel]

I knew you would go right to them.

I did feel a disturbance in The Force. 

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton

(Yes, she really said that

Peggy Noonan

The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

[Gumption]

This is ok, no?

[MadIvan]

I'd fight her boyfriend for her, but considering one could pin Tom (Thumb) down with a flyswatter, it would hardly be fair.

Regards, Ivan

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Don't know if it'll last...but it looks better than OK to me.

[Squantos]

Soft Viagra ?!?!?!?......Can ya get that over the counter ?

Only if ya take four at once......

[Gumption]

[Tallguy]

This appears to be the latest 'career-track' for marginally talented hollywood starlets. Do your time as Tom Cruise's 'girlfriend', and the Studio will reward you with a multi-movie package deal. Movie studios have been doing this since Rock Hudson, and long before that.

[crushelits]

I thought that some kind of distraction for this very tedious almost end of the week afternoon was necessary, so my friend pls. enjoy!

[crushelits]

Prostitutes don't wear these kind of clothes, don't you know?

[crushelits]

I beg your pardon but that's is not exactly correct, specially when you see this:

[NCC-1701]

"...That's "Top Gun"...."

Now that's what I call a target-rich environment.

[beyond the sea]

This is ok, no?

I am quite willing to do some munchin' at the junction.

[Gumption]

Mmmmmmmmmm, junction.

Would you give her one of them there pearl necklaces?

[muir_redwoods]

What would Xenu say?