Posted on 03/15/2005 3:07:01 PM PST by pissant
Bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results (female):
Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to Earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the butt. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years . . . Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.
Drink: White Zin Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...
Drink: Shots Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.
Then there is the male addendum .... The deal with guys is, as always, = very simple and clear cut.
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get some.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get some.
Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get some.
Whiskey: He doesn't give two rats about anything but getting some.
Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something.
White Zin: He's gay.
(Excerpt) Read more at funtown.com ...
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Good steak?
How was the rest?
depends if you are a guy or a chick.
like I said, good steak.
#38, very nice
Trying to figure out how I can do this through Vonage
Tho somehow...I don't think we'll ever get 30 year old scotch to go digital.
you already got the mail....feel better.
There are women who just cannot be categorized. Usually, they are from the South ;)
Thursday,
I should be 99.9% by then, if not you'll just have to listen to me slur my words ;-)
Guess who forgot the "Bold Off". Give me another martini.
Good one BB....Annie you might enjoy this thread too.
Need beer/Guinness goggles...
Chick...
It is funny, but it was also funny 25 years ago when I read it the first time.
Then I'll expect you'll send me a drink if I see you in a smoky bar! ;o)
Mating call of a Georgia girl: "Lord, I am so drunk!
after 25 years, and too many adult beverages, you needed a reminder...
I don't see chilled Absolut with lime on that list.
ROFL!!!
That would fall under the whiskey category, and chances are you'd be smoking a cigar. so I expect you to send a drink my way.
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