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Posted on 03/13/2005 7:33:18 AM PST by ron32265

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To: cyborg
a bottle of lotion next to my toilet

It is not a good thing.

81 posted on 03/13/2005 8:24:30 AM PST by Lady Jag (Honor and dignity)
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To: Lady Jag; cyborg

What popped into my mind when I saw the lotion bottle was: "IT puts the lotion on it's skin, and places the lotion back into the basket."


82 posted on 03/13/2005 8:27:34 AM PST by Darksheare (I'll take away your reality and swap it with my OWN twisted and HORRIBLE reality! [and charge a fee])
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To: Darksheare
Argh!

It's the great stone head! Run!

83 posted on 03/13/2005 8:28:38 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Res severa est verum gaudium)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

It's also good for mashing potatoes!


84 posted on 03/13/2005 8:29:28 AM PST by Darksheare (I'll take away your reality and swap it with my OWN twisted and HORRIBLE reality! [and charge a fee])
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To: Darksheare

Basket?


85 posted on 03/13/2005 8:30:28 AM PST by Lady Jag (Honor and dignity)
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To: Darksheare

The first thing I noticed was the lotion bottle then I sort of figured out the relevance of the SI issue *lol*


86 posted on 03/13/2005 8:30:53 AM PST by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: Lady Jag

Silence of the Lambs.


87 posted on 03/13/2005 8:31:20 AM PST by Darksheare (I'll take away your reality and swap it with my OWN twisted and HORRIBLE reality! [and charge a fee])
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To: ron32265
for the record...


88 posted on 03/13/2005 8:31:56 AM PST by Zacs Mom (Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
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To: cyborg

*chuckel*

After watching Silence of the Lambs, the quote about "IT" and the lotion pops into my head whenever a lotion bottle is present.


89 posted on 03/13/2005 8:32:13 AM PST by Darksheare (I'll take away your reality and swap it with my OWN twisted and HORRIBLE reality! [and charge a fee])
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To: 4mycountry
:^D

90 posted on 03/13/2005 8:32:38 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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91 posted on 03/13/2005 8:35:42 AM PST by Lady Jag (Honor and dignity)
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To: Lady Jag

LOL!!


92 posted on 03/13/2005 8:36:09 AM PST by Darksheare (I'll take away your reality and swap it with my OWN twisted and HORRIBLE reality! [and charge a fee])
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To: Darksheare

If you boiled those taters first, you wouldn't need such a big rock to mash them.


93 posted on 03/13/2005 8:36:20 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Certified cause of Post Traumatic Redhead Syndrome)
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To: holymoly; ron32265

But he gets an "A" for the *longest run-on sentence* of the day, so far.

Sniff, sniff... am I smelling ozone?


94 posted on 03/13/2005 8:36:28 AM PST by 7.62 x 51mm (• Veni • Vidi • Vino • Visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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To: TASMANIANRED

Well.. *cough*
True.
But it DOES mash an entire field of them in less time!


95 posted on 03/13/2005 8:37:00 AM PST by Darksheare (I'll take away your reality and swap it with my OWN twisted and HORRIBLE reality! [and charge a fee])
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To: SolidRedState
hehe!

96 posted on 03/13/2005 8:37:01 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: MeekOneGOP
.....so I dragged out my Bum mask to entertain her.

Do you have a pic of you wearing the mask.

Gotta go now.........

97 posted on 03/13/2005 8:37:57 AM PST by OSHA (It's called fun. Look it up. You might even want to try it some time.)
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To: 7.62 x 51mm

Time to fix some nitrogen in the soil.


98 posted on 03/13/2005 8:38:40 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Certified cause of Post Traumatic Redhead Syndrome)
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To: cyborg; Lady Jag
I did not get that until you pointed it out.

Oh ick!

99 posted on 03/13/2005 8:39:02 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Res severa est verum gaudium)
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To: MeekOneGOP

Wow. Good one!


100 posted on 03/13/2005 8:40:55 AM PST by trisham
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