[peacebaby]

>An Irishman arrived at JFK Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick.
>
>"No," replied the Irishman, "I've lost all me luggage!"
>
>"How'd that happen?"
>
>"The cork fell out!" said the Irishman.
>

[Cowman]

An Irishman goes into a bar and orders three glasses of whiskey. The bartender asks him why he wants them all at once rather than one at a time.

"Oh I have me two brothers back in Dublin. This whiskey is for Patrick and this one for Fergus. When I order them like this it is like I'm having a drink with my dear brothers."

This goes on every day for a week until the Irishman comes in and orders only two drinks.

"Did something happen to one of your brothers?" The bartender asked. "Oh no!" The Dubliner replied, "I just decided to stop drinking."