To: VRWCmember; 4mycountry; TheBigB; Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; mhking; glock rocks; Watery Tart; ...
This thread is screaming for a visit from the Viking Kitties and requires a picture of the kitty aiming the assault rifle. This is also another reason why dogs are better to have around the house than cats. You never hear of a dog shooting its owner. NOT a ZOT, folks. :^D
Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.
23 posted on
03/10/2005 8:05:35 AM PST by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: MeekOneGOP
You never hear of a dog shooting its owner.Dogs shoot only when absolutely necessary:
Dog Shoots Man
25 posted on
03/10/2005 8:12:13 AM PST by
Horatio Gates
(Today's victim is tomorrow's suspect.)
To: MeekOneGOP
Oh, you wanted a MAUSER!
28 posted on
03/10/2005 8:18:00 AM PST by
SlowBoat407
(Bekaa to the future!)
To: MeekOneGOP
Aside from homicidal kitties, squirrel rangers are a menace to reckon with.
The government will start confiscating the kitties weapon carry permits. The KRA (Kittie Rifle Association) is enraged.
30 posted on
03/10/2005 8:28:09 AM PST by
afnamvet
(31st Air Wing Tuy Hoa AFB RVN 68-69 "Return with Honor")
To: MeekOneGOP
I build computers as a hobby. Electronic components are ultra sensative to highly sensitive to electormagnetic static energy.
Cats are full of static.
I have three of them.
Guess who always wants to climb on the parts while I'm building computers?
I have to literally put the kitties in a room until its safe for them to come out.
Curiosity killed the computer.
36 posted on
03/10/2005 9:05:06 AM PST by
Happy2BMe
(Government is not the solution to our problem, government *IS* the problem.)
To: MeekOneGOP
Hey, Meek,
How did that dog get my dad's dentures?
Kate
44 posted on
03/10/2005 9:23:31 AM PST by
Kate of Spice Island
(When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunkydunk.")
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