Advice for Spring Break trip (ZOT!!! Girls laugh at me, cuz I'm a troll-school dropout.)

Hal I. Tosis, as told to Reddy Kilozot

[Yak breath]

Hello fellow conservatives

I am a junior at the University of North Carolina and I am planning on going to Cancun for spring break. I would just like to have some good advice on how to avoid the evils of spring break while enjoying spring break. I know this is very hard to do as it will be tough to control myself as I see a hole bunch of hot girls walking around in their little bikinis drinking cornonas and margritias. The though of that makes me crazy. As a good conservative I have never kissed a girl and won’t until I am married but the sight of their sweet lips will be hard ignore. I will be wearing my WWJD braclet and that should help a little. Also I want to try taquilla because I have heard so much about it and what to see what all the fuss is about. Maybe a few shots won’t be too bad.

While down there I will try to take about doing the right thing and how great it is to support Bush and America. Maybe I will take to some of my Mexican brethren and tell them how great Bush is as well.

Well I hope you guys give me some good advice so I can enjoy myself at my first spring brake all the while remaining true to my upbringing.

[cowboyway]

am a junior at the University of North Carolina

My condolences.

I have never kissed a girl

A junior at UNC and never kissed a girl. I'm not surprised. Of course boys are another story.

Also I want to try taquilla

I guess they teach spelling during senior year at UNC.

Well I hope you guys give me some good advice

Stay in Chapel Hill.

[Incorrigible]

Alright, alright, I'll do it myself.

You Yak Breath, are the latter.

[squirt-gun]

Throw your obvious fears to the wind and get yourself a party babe....

[stuartcr]

Save your money, stay home, get some tequila

[Enterprise]

Kiss my sweet lips Yak Breath. Please?

[Tijeras_Slim]

Go ask your sister for advice, she's next door helping the neighbor detail his car...

[KC_Conspirator]

Go down there, sit in a cafe all day, hating America.

[dighton]

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“Dear Ann Landers ...”

[Deguello]

If one of the locals ask if they can get you something, ask for a coke.

[StrictTime]

Hey Steve2470, is that you!!!????

[andyandval]

[ItsOurTimeNow]

"Just use one of the nurses' - I know she has like 5 sticks in her drawer.."

[kevkrom]

some orally hygienic, truly witty Republican guy with a job is charming his girl away from him

Hope you don't mind my emendation...

[MeekOneGOP]

Bye, Yak breath.

"He's dead, Jim!"

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Hold still. This hurts.

[mhking]

As a good conservative I have never kissed a girl

Bullsh--

Troll.

[Hi Heels]

Yak is delicious, you know....

Oh, sorry, wrong thread.

[SmithL]

Don't worry. Even if you're tempted, your personality will prevent you from getting close enough to actually succumb to temptation.

[PilloryHillary]

Have fun on "spring BRAKE"....or maybe you should stay at home and brush up on your spelling skills. Buh Bye Loser

[Celtjew Libertarian]

Correction: As a good conservative left-wing wanker I have never kissed a girl