Advice for Spring Break trip (ZOT!!! Girls laugh at me, cuz I'm a troll-school dropout.)

Hal I. Tosis, as told to Reddy Kilozot

[Yak breath]

Hello fellow conservatives

I am a junior at the University of North Carolina and I am planning on going to Cancun for spring break. I would just like to have some good advice on how to avoid the evils of spring break while enjoying spring break. I know this is very hard to do as it will be tough to control myself as I see a hole bunch of hot girls walking around in their little bikinis drinking cornonas and margritias. The though of that makes me crazy. As a good conservative I have never kissed a girl and won’t until I am married but the sight of their sweet lips will be hard ignore. I will be wearing my WWJD braclet and that should help a little. Also I want to try taquilla because I have heard so much about it and what to see what all the fuss is about. Maybe a few shots won’t be too bad.

While down there I will try to take about doing the right thing and how great it is to support Bush and America. Maybe I will take to some of my Mexican brethren and tell them how great Bush is as well.

Well I hope you guys give me some good advice so I can enjoy myself at my first spring brake all the while remaining true to my upbringing.

[Yak breath]

Any and all advice will be welcome

[Pyro7480]

Go to a monastery.

[JennysCool]

Skip Spring Break and buy a good spell-check instead.

[Admin Moderator]

Any and all advice will be welcome.

Brush your teeth occasionally, whether or not you think it's needed.

[sodpoodle]

it will be tough to control myself as I see a hole bunch of hot girls walking around in their little bikinis drinking cornonas and margritias

[sodpoodle]

forgot to add advice - graduate from High School first and buy a dictionary.

[Mr. Jeeves]

Man, the trolls are getting much less eloquent this year!

[WestCoastGal]

Forget about it, stay in school, learn how to spell and go brush your teeth!

[Dan from Michigan]

Yak Breath?

With a name like that, no wonder you have bad luck.

[Incorrigible]

I'm sorry I didn't save it when I saw it but someone posted a image that had a photo of two men, one atractive, the other not.

Under each it said respectively:
What we're looking for. What's looking for us.

Please post that image again if you know what I'm talking about!

[airborne]

When you get to Cancun, could you keep an eye out for the moose that bit my sister?

[The_Victor]

As a good conservative I have never kissed a girl and won’t until I am married

Your agenda is showing.

[Always Right]

I know this is very hard to do as it will be tough to control myself as I see a hole bunch of hot girls walking around in their little bikinis drinking cornonas and margritias.

I just got back from Cancun. Some of them weren't even wearing bikinis and some of them weren't even able to walk around.

[RushCrush]

Shut up and eat a quesadilla.

[najida]

How many girls are in that hole?

What kind of corn is in a cornona?

What kind of grits is in the margrita?

And what kind of porcupine shoots taquillas?

[The_Victor]

Gosh! My lips hurt real bad!

[Celtjew Libertarian]

What "Yak breath" doesn't know is that, while he's writing this B.S., some orally hygienic, truly witty Republican guy is charming his girl away from him.

[DTogo]

Punch as many Federales as you can, spit in their faces, shout "Remember the Alamo!" at the top of your lungs, and we will never hear from you again.

[506trooper]

"Well I hope you guys give me some good advice...."

Ask UNC for a refund on any and all English 101 courses.

[RushCrush]

Or maybe he should build her a cake?