Aliens are very odd. Why would some species advanced enough to travel interstellar distances want to come to Earth and mutilate cattle? Or why do they always abduct Billy-Bob Out-of-Shape to probe and not supermodels?
Anyway as long as the aliens don't interfere with the Moon colony I'll be happy.
Cuz they're spoiled rich brats. They always pick on some poor unsuspecting slob whom no one is going to believe.