[Overtaxed]

Or why do they always abduct Billy-Bob Out-of-Shape to probe and not supermodels?

Cuz they're spoiled rich brats. They always pick on some poor unsuspecting slob whom no one is going to believe.

[JenB]

I just think that Douglas Adams was too right about alien motivations. Great, so we're going to be demolished to make way for an interstellar freeway bypass any day now.