There are also degree's of difficulty,
Really , really hard is shaving a wild cats behind in a telephone booth.
Oh the image in my mind!!
Or
"Gettin' money outta me would be like tryin to shove butter up a wildcat's a** with a toothpick!"
Either way, my money's on the wildcat.
Southerners also put much stock in their pets.
I had an Airman First Class as a dorm mate for two months while at The Rock in 1974. A Cajun named Blue Arceneaux, from Pass Christian. He'd been named after his daddy's favorite Bloodhound.
Jack.