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1 posted on 03/04/2005 1:09:56 PM PST by martin_fierro
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2 posted on 03/04/2005 1:11:20 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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But but I thought Tom could do a 180 stoppie while firing a pistol with the other hand.

Am I the only one who noticed the tires in Mission Impossible magically change from slicks, to dirt tires, to trials tires, to sand paddles ?

5 posted on 03/04/2005 1:28:59 PM PST by AdamSelene235 (Truth has become so rare and precious she is always attended to by a bodyguard of lies.)
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He overcame the coefficient of friction with his brand new turbocharged Ducati? You don't say?


7 posted on 03/04/2005 1:34:45 PM PST by Liberal Classic (No better friend, no worse enemy. Semper Fi.)
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Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

8 posted on 03/04/2005 1:35:36 PM PST by mhking (Do not mess with dragons, for thou art crunchy & good with ketchup...)
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Beverly Hills would have a patch of oil? I don't believe it! I'm thinking Tom just don't know how to ride a motorcycle.


10 posted on 03/04/2005 1:37:47 PM PST by InvisibleChurch (Look! Jimmy Carter! History's greatest monster!)
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"Turbo-charged Ducati"
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Yea that's cooool! Must be a Duc Monster. No other Duc has room to fit a turbo.

That would be loads of fun if not in the hands of a squid.


11 posted on 03/04/2005 1:38:33 PM PST by SFC Chromey (Was deployed 26 of the last 48 months, don't call me a part-timer!)
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these fawned-over, grossly overpaid clothes hangers in hollyweird are so brainless they believe their own press releases.

he probably thought he could jump the oil slick...like in his movies

other 'stars' have thought that they had some 'special' abilities...

christopher reeves comes to mind - but that wouldn't be charitable to say anything about that

14 posted on 03/04/2005 1:41:14 PM PST by NoClones
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Hollywood HUNK?
Well, HUNK, by Hollyweird standards.
Cruise is a little guy.


17 posted on 03/04/2005 1:44:53 PM PST by onyx (Henry Kissinger: Asked if SoS Rice calls him, replied, "no never, she doesn't need advice.")
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"You want my autograph? Sure, no problem. Lemme just sign your T-Shirt with that felt marker you got. Oops! Better use the other hand. This one's kinda twisted on backwards. Oops! My other hand is wedged between the chain and the back wheel. Mmmmmmm......How 'bout a nose print? Just rub some of that marker on my nose and lemme nuzzle ya right between those mighty mountains."


18 posted on 03/04/2005 1:51:40 PM PST by Eastbound
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I'm finding the keywords to be hilarious!


19 posted on 03/04/2005 1:59:37 PM PST by krakath
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I thought being a Scientologist was supposed to protect you from that kind of stuff.


24 posted on 03/04/2005 2:30:40 PM PST by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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Desmodropic


29 posted on 03/04/2005 2:59:18 PM PST by tacticalogic
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He was going down the hill doing 90 miles per hour, when the chain on his cycle broke.
He was found in the wreck with his hand on the throttle and his privates playing a ditty in the spokes.


30 posted on 03/04/2005 3:05:48 PM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Rush agrees with me 98.5% of the time!)
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I guess Scientology keeps you from getting injured in auto accidents.


35 posted on 03/04/2005 5:13:07 PM PST by Texaggie79 (Did I just say that?)
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