Posted on 03/04/2005 9:02:18 AM PST by TheBigB
Woo Hoo! TGIF! Time for some FRIDAAAAAAY SILLINESS!! :^) Let loose and blow off some steam...post silly pics, jokes, nonsensical statements, or even IGNORE THIS THREAD!
"Silliness, sweeeet!"
An actual book about pet care. I swear!
It's not Christmas, but still...
Fierce Allegiance says he never listened to that Debbie Gibson tape in his truck. I don't believe him. :^)
McDonald's is your kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
French fries between your toes
Turnovers up your nose
And don't forget our chocolate shakes
They taste like polluted lakes
McDonald's is your kind of place
Mission accomplished
I love her.....uhm, I mean America!
Cheers!
All dressed up and ready to party
Thank you!
And where'd you find them?
I end up in some awful weird places looking for pictures.
EEK!
ping lol
God Bless America!!!
To paraphrase the great Steve Stifler...there is an overabundance of WEINER on this thread! =P
Long long ago in the age of swashbuckling men, of seafaring heros and pirates, there was an old Scottish seacaptain.
(Spoken parts must be read in a deep Scottish brogue for full effect)
Well the captain was sailing his trading ship toward the north coast of Africa when the first mate came to his stateroom and banged on the door
"Captain, Captain, There's a pirate vessel off the port bow!"
The captain, rousing from sleep says "Aye laddie, bring me me red shirt"
So they go and fight the pirates, take over the pirate ship free the hostages and scuttle the other ship. All in all not a bad day.
About a week later the first mate bangs on the captain's door again "Captain, Captain, There's TWWWOOO pirate vessels off the port bow"
"Aye laddie, bring me me red shirt"
So they go and again defeat the pirates.
After the battle the first mate asks, "Captain, how come very time we go into battle you wear your red shirt? Is it for good luck?"
"No Laddie, you see it's like this, when we are in battle, should I get wounded it would lower the morale of the men. So I wear me red shirt and should I get wounded the blood doesn't show. So the crew fight like men possessed because their captain cannot be hurt"
"Captain! that's brilliant"
About two weeks later there's a knock on the capatin's door again "Captain, Captain, there's twenty two pirate vessels off the port bow!!"
(While slowly shaking his head) "Aye laddie, Bring me me brown britches"
Hrmpt,
I see a whole lot more cats and kitties myself.
If your wife corners you tonight about why she's better than fine wine, try launching one of these responses instead; like ABMs, they may ward off the incoming!
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Gee, Sweetheart, let's skip dinner tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is you.
Let's invite your mother to spend the summer with us!
Why don't we watch these tonight -- they had a special rate at the video store on romance movies.
How would you like it if I give you a nice massage and foot rub?
There's nothing I like more than getting dressed to the nines in a suit and tie and taking you dancing.
You know, we really don't visit your relatives enough...let's go now!
Why don't you relax this weekend, and let me do all the cooking and housework.
(the greatest three-word comeback in history! :)
I don't remember where I got them...maybe here at FR. ;o)
how do you think up these things? sheesh!
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