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City auctions erotic machines
ananova ^
| 3-3-05
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Posted on 03/03/2005 3:35:42 PM PST by Rakkasan1
The city of Montes Claros in Brazil is to auction three penis enlargement machines to pay an employee's salary.
A sex shop went bankrupt and the auction is the only way to guarantee the payment of a former employee.
The judge who ordered the auction Vanda Lucia Horta Moreira told Hoje em Dia newspaper: "In 12 years of being a judge and after working in 27 different towns, it is the first time that I have authorised such a thing."
"I am very curious to see how this auction is going to go."
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: auction; city; erotic; sale
this is Hugh! (and getting hughger)
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:35:49 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
To: Rakkasan1
Well, two choices are obvious.
1. Put them on Ebay.
2. Start sending the spam!
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:40:13 PM PST
by
Disambiguator
(Encouraging heteronormativity wherever I go!)
To: Rakkasan1
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:42:49 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(The crippled stool is the cadillac of poopin stools.)
To: Rakkasan1
Honestly, that's not my bag, baby! Really!!
To: Rakkasan1
Dang 10 minutes too late Dang!
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:44:57 PM PST
by
sodpoodle
(sparrows are underrated)
To: Rakkasan1
(cough)"I'm only buying this thing to show my support for the community."(cough)
To: Rakkasan1
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:46:31 PM PST
by
LuigiBasco
(It's LONG past time to restart The Crusades. (What are we waiting for!)
To: Rakkasan1
A sex shop went bankrupt and the auction is the only way to guarantee the payment of a former employee. Well...you could supply him with a year's worth of Kleenex.
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:51:23 PM PST
by
Focault's Pendulum
(Aww!! Crap!!! My tag line just illegally emigrated south! And it doesn't have any medical coverage)
To: Reaganesque
I'm bidding! I wish to be shaggadelic(sp?)!
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posted on
03/03/2005 4:03:23 PM PST
by
badgerlandjim
(Hillary Clinton is to politics as Helen Thomas is to beauty)
To: Rakkasan1
Why buy used devices when it's cheaper and easier to lease new ones? Factory fresh, and all that....
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posted on
03/03/2005 4:04:53 PM PST
by
Petronski
(I'm not always cranky. Sometimes I'm downright grouchy. Grrr.)
To: cripplecreek
To: Rakkasan1
"I am very curious to see how this auction is going to go."it's going to go up!
mebbe i can do a turn paper on it? for research purposes y'know.
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posted on
03/04/2005 3:17:06 AM PST
by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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