Schadenfreude

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[Right Wing It]

I was unaware up until this point that there was a German word meaning "happiness at the misfortune of others" The Word is "SCHADENFREUDE". What makes it ironic is that it is the only national language in the world to have a word for such a subject. Who else thinks there should be an American word for this?

[Darksheare]

Patient *To doctor* "I was in the mental ward, for a little shock treatment, and a sudden power surge zapped me with 2000 volts!
And then I floated down a corridoor to a shining man in white, and when I could FINALLY make out his face it was..
It was YOU Doctor!"

Doc: "So vhats the problem?"

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Gesundheit!

[Knitting A Conundrum]

some people have more ways of being evil than planting an earwig...much more evil...time consuming, and perhaps need to listen to Vorlon poetry

[scott0347]

Hmmmmm..... Not a zot thread but we could hijack this for our own twisted purposes...... maybe the Friday silliness thread?

[Darksheare]

UNNNGH..

Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Royal Oil
From the album "Let's Face It"




Royal Oil, come on bubble and boil
Stabs like a dagger, make you stagger
On the hot tin foil
Mind your mind or it will surely spoil
then you sleep down in the soil
Nothing comes from nothing, come on Royal Oil
When you smoke or poke the poison
You lose the chance to be tomorrow
Look out on the horizon
And see the sadness, the pain and the sorrow
I can't say enough about the stuff
Or what it has in store
When you smoke or poke the poison
You won't be anymore
Royal Oil, come on bubble and boil
Stabs like a dagger, make you stagger
On the hot in foil
Mind your mind or it will surely spoil
Then you sleep down in the soil
Nothing comes from nothing, come on Royal Oil
Royal Oil has cut many down to size
Spikes gonna strike the weak and strong alike
And then forever, and ever close those eyes
Make up your mind to keep your mind up
And to your life be loyal
Nothing comes from nothing, come on Royal Oil
Royal Oil, big trouble brewing
Long, lonely road, long road to ruin
Wrong path to take, great big mistake
And then you sleep down in the soil
Nothing comes from nothing, come on Royal Oil

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Cam ye by Atholl lad wi' the philabeg
Down by the Tummel or banks o' the Garry?
Saw ye the lads wi' their bonnets and white cockades
Down from their mountains to follow Prince Charlie

Follow ye, follow ye, whae wadnae follow ye?
Lang hae ye loved us and trusted us fairly
Charlie, Charlie, whae wadnae follow ye
King o' the hieland hearts, Bonnie Prince Charlie

I have but one son my gallant young Donald
But had I ten, they would follow Prince Charlie
Health to McDonald and gallant Clan Ronald
These are the men I can trust wi' my Charlie

Follow ye, follow ye, whae wadnae follow ye?
Lang hae ye loved us and trusted us fairly
Charlie, Charlie, whae wadnae follow ye
King o' the hieland hearts, Bonnie Prince Charlie

I'll go to Lochiel and Appin and kneel to them
Down by Lord Murray and Roy o' Kildarlie
Brave McIntosh he will fly to the field wi' them
These are the men that would die for their Charlie

Follow ye, follow ye, whae wadnae follow ye?
Lang hae ye loved us and trusted us fairly
Charlie, Charlie, whae wadnae follow ye
King o' the hieland hearts, Bonnie Prince Charlie

Down through the lowlands, down wi' the Whigamore
Loyal true higlanders down wi' them rarely
Ronald and Donald drive on wi' the broad claymore
Over the necks of the foes o' Prince Charlie

Follow ye, follow ye, whae wadnae follow ye?
Lang hae ye loved us and trusted us fairly
Charlie, Charlie, whae wadnae follow ye
King o' the hieland hearts, Bonnie Prince Charlie

[Conspiracy Guy]

Makes me think of a senior citizens home.

[Darksheare]

Massive link to the horrific song by Mighty Mighty Bosstones...

[Knitting A Conundrum]

I wrap meself
in the protective mantle
of Bobbie Burns
and the Scots of eld,
nor yet can ye kill me
with yer earwig!
_____

Scots, wha hae wi' Wallace bled,
Scots wham Bruce has often led,
Welcome to your gory bed,
Or to Victorie!
Now's the day, and now's the hour;
See the front o' battle lour,
See approach proud Edward's pow'r
Chains and slaverie!

Wha will be a traitor knave?
Wha can fill a coward's grave?
Wha sae base as be a slave?
Let him turn and flee!
Wha for Scotland's King and law
Freedom's sword will strongly draw?
Freeman stand, or freeman fa'?
Let him follow me!

By oppression's woes and pains!
By your sons in servile chains! -
We will drain our dearest veins, -
But they shall be free! -
Lay the proud usurper low!
Tyrants fall in ev'ry foe!
Liberty's in ev'ry blow!
Let us do or die!

(did I ever mention that I am REALLY into celtic music?)

[OSHA]

Ode To a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning

O Feedled Gruntbuggly,
Thy nacturations are to me!
As plurdled gabbleblochits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I emplore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
or I will rend thee in gabberwarts with my burglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

Or create your own here.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml

[Conspiracy Guy]

Can I get you to add a pancake on my head and LulaBelle's head in this picture. Crop out all the open space if you want.

Caption Top: Even my dog thinks you're crazy.

Bottom: So here we are with pancakes on our heads.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Ain't that one pretty doggie...

[Conspiracy Guy]

Be glad we didn't post this.



I Started a Post
Troll Zot Theme

I started a post, which brought out the Viking Kitties.
But I didn’t see, that the Mods would ban me, oh no.
I smelled some ozone, which started the Freepers, laughing.
Oh if I’d only seen that the Mods would ban me.



It came from the sky the sudden flash blinding my eyes.
And I laid there in bed, then someone said, “Jim he is dead.”
From Zot I had died, which started the Freepers, paving.
No I hadn’t seen that the Mods would ban me.



It came from the sky the sudden flash blinding my eyes.
And I laid there in bed, then someone said, “Jim he is dead.”
From Zot I had died, which started the Freepers, paving.
No I hadn’t seen that the Mods would ban me.
Oh oh no that Mods would ban me.



From; I started a Joke, Bee Gees.

From the twisted mind of Conspiracy Guy

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Paving is fun

[Conspiracy Guy]

I like her.

[MeekOneGOP]

Oh, yeah! That'll be a great pic. :^D

[TheBigB]

No, the OFST always stands on its own! :^)

[Conspiracy Guy]

Yes it is.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I'll look forward to it.

[MeekOneGOP]

haha! :^D