Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

NEILLSVILLE, Wis. (AP) -- A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.

Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.

A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before.

Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint.

He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.

Hart also is charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of obstructing an officer. Each charge carries up to nine months in jail.

One drawback of having sex with sheep and cows is that aggravating stopping what you're doing and walking around front to kiss them.

Oh my goodness...

{speechless}

{OK, cracking up laughing...}

--actually, by now I suspect horned Herefords are practically extinct, like the lard type pigs of my childhood--Poland China, Berkshire, etc.,--no reason to raise them anymore--

Some thoughts, random at best:

OK Class, after a night of 6.00 dollar beer and 20.00 Table dances, how many have had the urge to stop by the local barn to relieve the edge you’ve built up over the nite???

I've heard a lot of guys that were leaving strip joints say they were going home to one type of (Derogatory Reference to spousal unit. I guess this guy took it literally

"Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint."

Ya know-I’ve seen some parties saying goodbye to guys going in the service. They usually involve some pretty rough stuff, but any cattle are usually on a grill, not subbing for a girl.

"He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said."

Well I guess that makes them feel better that he never cheated on them with their future cheeseburgers

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