Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

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[Allegra]

One drawback of having sex with sheep and cows is that aggravating stopping what you're doing and walking around front to kiss them.

Oh my goodness...

{speechless}

{OK, cracking up laughing...}

[rellimpank]

--actually, by now I suspect horned Herefords are practically extinct, like the lard type pigs of my childhood--Poland China, Berkshire, etc.,--no reason to raise them anymore--

[rellimpank]

--actually, by now I suspect horned Herefords are practically extinct, like the lard type pigs of my childhood--Poland China, Berkshire, etc.,--no reason to raise them anymore--

[dwilli]

Really spoils the mood.

[wazoo1031]

Did he at least light candles and share some bubbly and a cigarette afterwards? Clean their hooves?

[5Madman2]

Some thoughts, random at best:

OK Class, after a night of 6.00 dollar beer and 20.00 Table dances, how many have had the urge to stop by the local barn to relieve the edge you’ve built up over the nite???

I've heard a lot of guys that were leaving strip joints say they were going home to one type of (Derogatory Reference to spousal unit. I guess this guy took it literally

"Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint."

Ya know-I’ve seen some parties saying goodbye to guys going in the service. They usually involve some pretty rough stuff, but any cattle are usually on a grill, not subbing for a girl.

"He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said."

Well I guess that makes them feel better that he never cheated on them with their future cheeseburgers

[Repealthe17thAmendment]

And if you have sex with a pig, they're bound to squeal on you.