Posted on 02/26/2005 3:52:36 PM PST by Ellesu
NEILLSVILLE, Wis. (AP) — A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves. Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville. A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before. Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint. He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.
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Well, if the milk's for free . . .
I assume that if they crossed him with a pedophile they'd get a guy who liked kids.
His friends will have to starte a moo-vement!
What Americans choose to do in the privacy of their own barns is their business! Only red state bovophobes would discriminate against this brave and diverse individual and deny him his constitutional right to marry a cow.
You're right.
:-)
...he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife,
So, he was faithful and true to them as long as they
didn't show him a glass of milk.
Very Moooooving article.
How virtuous.
PHHHHPPPPPTOOOOOEY!!!!
I THOUGHT THAT STEAK TASTED FUNNY!
And you know that's the reason sheep ranchers keep their pant tops stuffed in their boots, huh?
Now we all can guess why the cow was, "Mad."
Who's gonna rat him out - the cows?
Are the cows in Wisconsin better looking than the women, at the strip club of course. Does this mean we can expect three legged offspring? And last but not least - did he pick a cute one?
You ... um....sure that it's cheese?
With green eyes.
Reminds me of the story in Steinbeck's "Grapes of Wrath."
Gee, Ellie May, I'd sure like to do that!
Ellie May: Why don't you? She's your cow.
You must work hard to find this stuff, don't you?
Personally, I love beef but one has to draw the line somewhere
Beef. It's what's for deviants.
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