Man accused of having relations with cows

www.nola.com ^ | 02/26/05 | AP

[Ellesu]

NEILLSVILLE, Wis. (AP) — A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves. Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville. A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before. Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint. He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.

[Bob]

He always went alone...

Well, I would certainly hope so.

[sausageseller]

Equal right for this guy too!(/sarcasm)

Wonder if they will give him a marriage license in Massachusetts?

[NRA2BFree]

PHHHHPPPPPTOOOOOEY!!!!

I THOUGHT THAT STEAK TASTED FUNNY!

Yuk! It gives new meaning to 'tube steak.' LOL

[Dashing Dasher]

Leave the cows alone....
Don't you have one of these?

[fnord]

them dang cows are all liars ...

[sweetliberty]

"He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife"

Well, I'm sure that'll be a great comfort to them. < /sarcasm >

Pervert ping! Hmmmm....that didn't come out just right.

[bootless]

Did he hoof to do that?

[MoochPooch]

Is this the Laughing Cow?

[bootless]

Now I can't get Tom Lehrer's song out of my head:

"And a purebred Guernsey coooowwwww!"

[JLO]

You're naughty!

Funny photo!

[beckysueb]

police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.

Gee. Lucky girls! At least he's faithful. That should count for something. (sarcasm)

[beckysueb]

...he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife,

I did not have sexual relations with that cow, Miss Bossie. (Pointing finger)

[beckysueb]

great song!!

[McGruff]

Thanks, now I won't be able to go to MacDonald's without thinking about these poor cows!

[Ladysmith]

Yee-gads. No veal for me tonight... :op

I couldn't tell you if it's been in the news. More than likely there's at least a mention of it. (School and homework have kept me so busy that I'm out of touch with what's going on locally. I'll catch brief snippets of news when I'm driving around and that's about it.)

[gunnedah]

Very Good!

[Servant of the 9]

Makes you wonder what he meant when he talked about eating veal.

So9

[GSWarrior]

Pork the other white meat.

[Springman]

Well, you can be sure the cows didn't die being virgins!!!

[shaggy eel]

He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.

told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs

,,, the cows could tell you, after his fifty or so visits, that this guy is an exponent of advanced time management skills.