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The 50 Best Guy Movies Of All Time
MensJournal ^ | 12/04 | staff

Posted on 02/23/2005 1:58:48 PM PST by pissant

Man cannot live by Cameron Diaz alone. Sometimes we need big guns, fast cars, dumb jokes, and huge explosions. You got a problem with that?

Culturally, guys often get the short end of the stick. Most books are bought by women, the music industry caters to teenagers, and when was the last time an art museum had an exhibit on nitro-burning funny cars? But the movies have always been good to us. The first feature film, 1904's The Great Train Robbery, was full of trains, guns, and chases -- guy friendly from start to finish. And Hollywood has been in our corner ever since.

But what makes a great guy film, and how did Men's Journal pick the best of all time? At first there were no hard and fast restrictions; we just knew one when we saw one. But over time basic criteria emerged. Violence trumps sex, war beats peace, and you better have a very good reason to oppose anything with Steve McQueen in it.

We believe that a true guy movie is a movie only a guy can love. A crucial distinction. Pop one into the DVD player and your wife or girlfriend should run screaming from the room. We frown upon films that are too serious or sensitive. The Deer Hunter got KO'd despite lengthy elk hunting and torture scenes because Meryl Streep was in it. Sure, she's a great actress, but rules are rules: no films with Meryl Streep. (snip)

1 DIRTY HARRY 1972

2 THE GODFATHER 1972

3 SCARFACE 1983

4 DIE HARD 1988

5 THE TERMINATOR 1984

6 THE ROAD WARRIOR 1981

7 THE DIRTY DOZEN 1967

8 THE MATRIX 1999

9 CADDYSHACK 1980

10 ROCKY 1976

Click link to see the other 40!

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TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: flicks
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To: Argus
It makes me look fat.

Me too; but I've seen lots and lots and lots of women not at all bothered by that fact...so why should I be???

61 posted on 02/23/2005 2:21:06 PM PST by Logic n' Reason (Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin')
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To: pissant

Lee Marvin,Clint Eastwood in the greatest movie musical ever made.

62 posted on 02/23/2005 2:21:28 PM PST by mdittmar (May God watch over those who serve to keep us free)
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To: speed_addiction

Clockwork Orange?


63 posted on 02/23/2005 2:21:48 PM PST by cajungirl (freeps are my peeps.)
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To: pissant

What about Hollywood Knights? (The scene in the van with Newbomb Turk, and the young Fran Drescher, is a classic)





64 posted on 02/23/2005 2:22:21 PM PST by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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To: NonLinear
Ping! Thought you'd like this one.

Thanks, posted some suggestions already. Here's a thought, what do you think would be the top 10 Guy movies for guys who reside in DUmmieville?
65 posted on 02/23/2005 2:22:28 PM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: pissant
OK...I give!

Which one's the guy?

(If you have to ask, you know he's done it right!)

66 posted on 02/23/2005 2:22:43 PM PST by Logic n' Reason (Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin')
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To: Dan from Michigan

"They took the **(&%^$# bar!" I forgot that line.

Son, fat, dumb, and stupid is no way to go through life.

Eight years of college down the drain.

Otis, my MAN!

LOL! Gotta rent it, I think.


67 posted on 02/23/2005 2:22:49 PM PST by peacebaby (Moser, how did you like the cover?)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Absolutely!


68 posted on 02/23/2005 2:22:53 PM PST by pissant
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To: Siempre Adelante
Where's Treasure of the Sierra Madre?

We doan want no stinking, badges..!!

69 posted on 02/23/2005 2:23:11 PM PST by Osage Orange (Hillary Clinton's so crooked...you can't tell from her tracks whether she's coming or going....)
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To: ken5050
Flight of the Phoenix (original of course), ultimate movie for guys that like to tinker, and a cavalcade of true men stars.
70 posted on 02/23/2005 2:23:24 PM PST by discostu (quis custodiet ipsos custodes)
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To: dfwgator

How about those great Eddie Murphy movies where he plays the cop? Those were funny.


71 posted on 02/23/2005 2:23:42 PM PST by cajungirl (freeps are my peeps.)
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To: pissant
And any list that does not include "The Unbearable Lightness of Being", with partially nude scenes of Lena Olin & Juliette Binoche ain't complete.

Lena Olin! Yowzza!

72 posted on 02/23/2005 2:24:13 PM PST by Rummyfan
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To: cajungirl

Also conspicously missing:
(in addition to many already noted)

Highlander
Trancers
Jackie Chan stuff
Enter The Dragon
Commando (ok, need a couple of beers for this one to work)
Hamburger Hill
Big Red One
Fist Full of Dollars
Joe Kidd
Bond, James Bond
...


73 posted on 02/23/2005 2:24:17 PM PST by NonLinear ("If not instantaneous, then extraordinarily fast" - Galileo re. speed of light. circa 1600)
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To: dfwgator

"Hollywood Knights"
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Never heard of it.


74 posted on 02/23/2005 2:24:29 PM PST by pissant
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To: pissant

RUNNING MAN


75 posted on 02/23/2005 2:24:33 PM PST by doug from upland (Ray Charles --- a great musician and safer driver than Ted Kennedy)
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To: pissant

And where is Cool Hand Luke?


76 posted on 02/23/2005 2:24:45 PM PST by NonLinear ("If not instantaneous, then extraordinarily fast" - Galileo re. speed of light. circa 1600)
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To: cajungirl

I think the Beverly Hills Cop movies lose their guy cred because of Bronson Pinchot's gay character, he was a funny gay guy though.


77 posted on 02/23/2005 2:25:00 PM PST by discostu (quis custodiet ipsos custodes)
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To: cajungirl

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.


78 posted on 02/23/2005 2:25:00 PM PST by peacebaby (Moser, how did you like the cover?)
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To: doug from upland

"RUNNING MAN"
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Is that the flick with Charlton Heston as the last guy left on earth?


79 posted on 02/23/2005 2:26:01 PM PST by pissant
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To: discostu

I just have to say that Caddyshack just escaped me. I think that was one of the worst movies I ever suffered thru. What is it with that?

And Monty Python,,I have always hated that.


80 posted on 02/23/2005 2:26:06 PM PST by cajungirl (freeps are my peeps.)
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