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Posted on 02/23/2005 5:58:17 AM PST by KidGlock
Breast size determines personality
An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts.
According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."
He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman's chest size says about her.
The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he said.
For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts - pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."
Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."
Grapefruit-shaped breasts - pert and firm - are also not a good sign for good sex. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."
Even women with "oranges" are not going to turn up the temperature between the sheets. "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."
Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are "funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex," says the researcher.
A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."
I had to look in here, just by the title alone.
BTW.....The site you took that picture from has the BEST recipes!!
Now, I can tell you that at least one of those categories is wrong. (probably all of them)
But, I'm sure this guy had fun doing the research. :)
"In some respects, I think women pay almost as much attention to other women's breasts as men do"
Too true. But I don't know too many men that will shun a woman because "They're not Real".
We are more interested in their personality than whether they are artificially augmented (End smarta## mode)
69 out of 100 male FReepers would concur, "we've been working on it all our lives, we just haven't had time to publish yet." There is always more research to do. :)
I can't think of any woman who would shun another woman simply for getting breast implants...they're far too commonplace for that kind of thing. And personally, I say if you are really that bothered by someone else's implants, you need to get a hobby...:)
There are some folks that would object on religious grounds, and I can respect that, though, let me add. I would just hope they wouldn't be catty for no reason.
We couldn't get any volunteers.
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My favorite are the Honeydew mellons.
Mmmm. Egplant with a splash of lemon. Yummy.
Hey, nice headlights.
Somehow I think this study is a bust....
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"I say if you are really that bothered by someone else's implants, you need to get a hobby"
I must know a lot of women that need hobbies :)
only boobs will post on this thread.... ; )
heh!
ROTFL!!!!
bump!
I have to wonder about his "not interested in sex" research. Perhaps if he were better at it his subjects would give him a more favorable response. Oh, and what about women with implants? Totally throws off the study.
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Sorry Sir, i mean lady, i mean, oh what the hell.
Pancakes are not fruit.
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