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New Study: Breast size determines personality
Annanova ^ | 2/22/05

Posted on 02/23/2005 5:58:17 AM PST by KidGlock

Breast size determines personality

An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts.

According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."

He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman's chest size says about her.

The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he said.

For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts - pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."

Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."

Grapefruit-shaped breasts - pert and firm - are also not a good sign for good sex. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."

Even women with "oranges" are not going to turn up the temperature between the sheets. "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."

Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are "funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex," says the researcher.

A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."


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To: Brad Cloven

"Really love your peaches want to shake your tree."

61 posted on 02/23/2005 6:15:10 AM PST by Uncle Miltie (Democrat Obstructionists will be Daschled!)
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To: martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; Fierce Allegiance; Owl_Eagle; Lazamataz
Anybody wanna tell her that she's spoiled??

62 posted on 02/23/2005 6:15:12 AM PST by TheBigB (Ask cyborg about the doughnuts. But you'll have to wake her up first.)
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To: CzarNicky

63 posted on 02/23/2005 6:15:56 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: WIladyconservative

welllllllllllll there went the morning coffee all over the screen and keyboard again.....please warn me when your going to say something like that......(sides hurt from laughing)


64 posted on 02/23/2005 6:16:24 AM PST by HarleyLady27 (Prayers ease the heavy burdens of the living....)
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To: 2banana
"What size breasts does Hillary and Barbra Boxer have? Anyone?"
65 posted on 02/23/2005 6:17:09 AM PST by maggief
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To: anniegetyourgun

You left out coconuts.
You need to continue your studies and let us know.


66 posted on 02/23/2005 6:17:34 AM PST by joshhiggins
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To: KidGlock

What are the Vegas odds on how long this thread lasts?


67 posted on 02/23/2005 6:17:37 AM PST by Fintan (©1950)
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To: Callahan

That's a nice "pair".


68 posted on 02/23/2005 6:18:07 AM PST by NCC-1701 (ISLAM IS A CULT, PURE AND SIMPLE!!!!! IT MUST BE ERADICATED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH.)
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To: anniegetyourgun

You left out coconuts.
You need to continue your studies and let us know.


69 posted on 02/23/2005 6:18:39 AM PST by joshhiggins
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To: KidGlock
The story line started sagging in the second paragraph with this little comment: "just like her star sign". At that point I knew the science was bogus but my admiration for the researcher sprung up when I realized what a wonderful assignment he found to fill out his days.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. (unknown)

70 posted on 02/23/2005 6:18:47 AM PST by NonValueAdded ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good" HRC 6/28/2004)
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To: KidGlock
I just realized this guy left out tomatoes.
71 posted on 02/23/2005 6:18:47 AM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: KidGlock

Well NOW I finally know what U2's song, 'Lemon' was about!


72 posted on 02/23/2005 6:19:07 AM PST by rintense
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To: KidGlock

*sigh* I know...all too true. :)

Any day of the week, anytime of the year, all the straight guys I know would be volunteering to do the field research, lol!


73 posted on 02/23/2005 6:19:13 AM PST by exnavychick (There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart?)
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To: KidGlock


74 posted on 02/23/2005 6:19:27 AM PST by Incorrigible (immanentizing the eschaton)
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To: maggiefluffs

"What size breasts does Hillary and Barbra Boxer have? Anyone?"

 

I was just about to have breakfast, y'know...


75 posted on 02/23/2005 6:19:59 AM PST by Fintan (©1950)
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To: NonValueAdded

"I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. (unknown)"


I'm gonna steal that as my tagline! Hilarious!!! Also safer than the tennis outfit that says "Head".....


76 posted on 02/23/2005 6:21:08 AM PST by thag (I am not going to give you a number for it because it's not my business to do intelligent work)
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To: Fintan

I hope you weren't having prunes.

:-D


77 posted on 02/23/2005 6:21:27 AM PST by maggief
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To: anniegetyourgun

Did you deliberatly omit Coconuts?


78 posted on 02/23/2005 6:21:33 AM PST by F.J. Mitchell (If the left hates you, you are obviously right.)
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To: anniegetyourgun

My mistake, I posted twice, but I guess on this thread it is only appropriate that you would even find a matching pair of posts.


79 posted on 02/23/2005 6:23:17 AM PST by joshhiggins
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To: thag
It is a great tagline. I don't know who originated it, but I always hear it in my mind as if delivered by my favorite comic, Steven Wright
80 posted on 02/23/2005 6:23:31 AM PST by NonValueAdded ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good" HRC 6/28/2004)
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